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*cell phone rings*
ME: Hello?
DAD: Uh, Shin. How come you didn't answer your cell phone before?
M: Oh, I was cooking something in the kitchen so I couldn't hear it.
D: I see. Ok. Well, Shin I was in your room cleaning some stuffs (20+ years exp with English and still can't say "stuff" for some reason) and I was just cleaning you room (emphasis, he swears that's all he was doing. yeah i believe him though) and I was just wondering.........
M: Yeah?
D: Uhh... I was cleaning your room and I was wondering why you have a bottle of... uhh...
M: ??? yeah?
D: I was cleaning your stuffs and I was wondering why you have a bottle of Viagara?
M: (caught off guard) OH uhh... well, it's empty anyways right? (why the heck did I think that was a valid answer?)
D: Yes, but what do you need with Viagara?
M: ... It's not mine.
D: Well where did you get it from?
M: I don't remember. But it's empty right? It should be empty.
D: Yeah it's empty... but..........ummmm....
M: (regaining some composure) It's hard to explain but it was a joke from a friend. I don't have a problem with it or anything. I don't use it. I mean it's empty...
D: But...
M: NO not because I used it all or anything. It was just a joke... from a friend...
D: Ok... well..... ok...
M: Ok.
D: Ok.
*hangs up*
NO I DON'T USE VIAGARA. PLZ.
ME: Hello?
DAD: Uh, Shin. How come you didn't answer your cell phone before?
M: Oh, I was cooking something in the kitchen so I couldn't hear it.
D: I see. Ok. Well, Shin I was in your room cleaning some stuffs (20+ years exp with English and still can't say "stuff" for some reason) and I was just cleaning you room (emphasis, he swears that's all he was doing. yeah i believe him though) and I was just wondering.........
M: Yeah?
D: Uhh... I was cleaning your room and I was wondering why you have a bottle of... uhh...
M: ??? yeah?
D: I was cleaning your stuffs and I was wondering why you have a bottle of Viagara?
M: (caught off guard) OH uhh... well, it's empty anyways right? (why the heck did I think that was a valid answer?)
D: Yes, but what do you need with Viagara?
M: ... It's not mine.
D: Well where did you get it from?
M: I don't remember. But it's empty right? It should be empty.
D: Yeah it's empty... but..........ummmm....
M: (regaining some composure) It's hard to explain but it was a joke from a friend. I don't have a problem with it or anything. I don't use it. I mean it's empty...
D: But...
M: NO not because I used it all or anything. It was just a joke... from a friend...
D: Ok... well..... ok...
M: Ok.
D: Ok.
*hangs up*
NO I DON'T USE VIAGARA. PLZ.