badabooom
if i had a theme song, im pretty sure it would just be a big noisy fart.
i don't really know why that would be, but i'm absolutely positive that a big noisy fart accurately describes my life in the auditory sense.
crap on you, life.
i got on the scale today and it told me that i weigh 91.2 pounds.
so that was surprising.
i also read in us weekly that mary-kate olsen recently gave all her old clothes away to the exact same thrift store that i used to shop at on sunset.
that is so very, very, very unfair.
it hurts me to think that boys who dance at nightclubs are wearing my rightful hobo clothes. and i mean, since i weigh 91.2 pounds, they'd only be sort of very tight.
today i took a test for psychology, which is why i'm online. i got 100%. i thought that was pretty good. unfortunately FOR ME, i have to go to fucking bath and fucking body mother fucking works at 2:30.
i seriously hate everything lotion.
i need to finish my christmas shopping though, and at least this way i'll get paid for it.
GOD FUCK ALL LOTION.
in other news: my dog is a bitch. she is evil and loud and retarded and has doggie down syndrome. i am not even kidding.
i also have been playing mad style runescape. i don't know why. but you can reach me there any time i am not at work. code name: splendificus.
oh god.
i need. to get. out. of my life.
oh, and it's also my big ol 2 year anniv. with THE GRANT on dec. 15th. mark your calanders.
and here, i'll show you what i'll get.
that's right.
a human tiger.
i don't really know why that would be, but i'm absolutely positive that a big noisy fart accurately describes my life in the auditory sense.
crap on you, life.
i got on the scale today and it told me that i weigh 91.2 pounds.
so that was surprising.
i also read in us weekly that mary-kate olsen recently gave all her old clothes away to the exact same thrift store that i used to shop at on sunset.
that is so very, very, very unfair.
it hurts me to think that boys who dance at nightclubs are wearing my rightful hobo clothes. and i mean, since i weigh 91.2 pounds, they'd only be sort of very tight.
today i took a test for psychology, which is why i'm online. i got 100%. i thought that was pretty good. unfortunately FOR ME, i have to go to fucking bath and fucking body mother fucking works at 2:30.
i seriously hate everything lotion.
i need to finish my christmas shopping though, and at least this way i'll get paid for it.
GOD FUCK ALL LOTION.
in other news: my dog is a bitch. she is evil and loud and retarded and has doggie down syndrome. i am not even kidding.
i also have been playing mad style runescape. i don't know why. but you can reach me there any time i am not at work. code name: splendificus.
oh god.
i need. to get. out. of my life.
oh, and it's also my big ol 2 year anniv. with THE GRANT on dec. 15th. mark your calanders.
and here, i'll show you what i'll get.
that's right.
a human tiger.