GOOD SONG BOUT GOOD STUFF

[instanity]

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie.
I can make you pick a fight,
With somebody twice your size.

I've been known to cause a few break-ups.
And I've been known to cause a few births.
I can make you new friends...
Or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukie
Lynchberg, and the Port of France.
Been making the bars lots of big money...
And helpin' white people dance

I got you in trouble in High School,
But college, now that was a ball!
You've had some of the best times,
You'll never remember with me...
...Alcohal!
...Alcohal!

I got blamed at your wedding reception...
For your best mans embarrasing speech.
And also for those naked pictures of you
at the beach.

I've influenced kings and world leaders.
I helped Hemmingway write like he did.
And i'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lamp shade on your head!

And since the day I left Milwaukie
Lynchberg, and the port of France.
Been making the bars lots of big money...
And helpin' white people dance

I'm innocent and I am poison
I can help you make up for your faults.
You've had some of the best times,
You'll never remember with me...
...Alcohal!
...Alcohal!

And since the day I left Milwaukie
Lynchberg, and the Port of France.
Been making the bars lots of big money...
And helpin' white people dance

I got you in trouble in High School,
But college, now that was a ball!
You've had some of the best times,
You'll never remember with me...
Alcohal!
Alcohal!