Horsin' around
A horsey co-worker shared this with me and it's too funny not to pass on.
ave you ever wanted to read humorous yet sound advice on how to clean your gelding's sheath?
Wait, don't run away! It's not as gross as it sounds totally worth reading anyway. Sheath cleaning is, um, just something that needs to happen in horsey hygiene. No use getting squeamish unless you can't help it. In which case, get a mare, not a gelding. Or stay away from horses altogether.
A sample of the text:
"Check to make sure there are no prospective boyfriends, elderly neighbors, or Brownie troops with a line of sight to the proceedings. Though of course they're probably going to show up unexpectedly ANYWAY once you're in the middle of things. Prepare a good explanation."
ave you ever wanted to read humorous yet sound advice on how to clean your gelding's sheath?
Wait, don't run away! It's not as gross as it sounds totally worth reading anyway. Sheath cleaning is, um, just something that needs to happen in horsey hygiene. No use getting squeamish unless you can't help it. In which case, get a mare, not a gelding. Or stay away from horses altogether.
A sample of the text:
"Check to make sure there are no prospective boyfriends, elderly neighbors, or Brownie troops with a line of sight to the proceedings. Though of course they're probably going to show up unexpectedly ANYWAY once you're in the middle of things. Prepare a good explanation."