Drabble: Hand Over The Book
Title: Hand Over The Book
Author: Inspire inspired_ideas
Pairing: Hermione/Fred
Rating: PG-13 for mention of bits and baubles
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: For the books_freckles Weekly Challenge #73, Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them
"What is that?"
"Don't shriek, Luv, it's unbecoming."
"Fred Weasley, if you don't tell me what that is, you'll be shrieking as I hex your bollocks off!"
"It's a first edition."
"First edition of what?"
"Of this year's 'Weasley's for Wicked Witches and Wizards' Holiday Gift Book. The WWW adult line does big business over the Christmas hols, Luv. You know that."
"Let me see it."
"I don't think it's exactly your cuppa, 'Mione."
"Why is that?"
"It's, ummm, geared toward a male audience."
"Hand. Over. The. Book."
"Fantastic BREASTS and Where to Find Them! Fred Weasley..."
"You're page 69, Luv."
Author: Inspire inspired_ideas
Pairing: Hermione/Fred
Rating: PG-13 for mention of bits and baubles
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: For the books_freckles Weekly Challenge #73, Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them
"What is that?"
"Don't shriek, Luv, it's unbecoming."
"Fred Weasley, if you don't tell me what that is, you'll be shrieking as I hex your bollocks off!"
"It's a first edition."
"First edition of what?"
"Of this year's 'Weasley's for Wicked Witches and Wizards' Holiday Gift Book. The WWW adult line does big business over the Christmas hols, Luv. You know that."
"Let me see it."
"I don't think it's exactly your cuppa, 'Mione."
"Why is that?"
"It's, ummm, geared toward a male audience."
"Hand. Over. The. Book."
"Fantastic BREASTS and Where to Find Them! Fred Weasley..."
"You're page 69, Luv."