Stalingrad post #2 [Accidental video] (Warning: Potentially disturbing/violent content.)

[insovietme]

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[furyxguns]

Damn they fucked you up.

[insovietme]

Da, this is so. But they will be sorry, when I return the favor.

[furyxguns]

I'm sure they will. It's foolish to underestimate you, correct?

You look like you need a drink.

[insovietme]

Very correct! Da, you learn these lessons much easier than the people I know.

And yes, this is so. But I have a special bottle I save for...these occasions.

[furyxguns]

I've always been a good student. You can never go wrong with learning as much as there is to know.

That's a smart thing to do. I used to keep a bottle of whiskey on me, but it always ended up smashing into someone's face before I got to drink it.

[insovietme]

Ah, this is true. It is much too late for them to learn these things, but what is there to do but try again?

Ah, I keep my vodka in a very safe place so it does not get smashed. I prefer to use my pipe on other's faces, so I don't lose my drinks.

[furyxguns]

Repetition is one of the best teaching methods out there. Sometimes you have to beat it into a person's head for them to understand.

Huh. Haven't tried carrying something besides my guns to use. I should get in the habit of having more weapons around.

[insovietme]

Ah, I am very good at that method! Da, then maybe this time the lesson will stick.

That may be a very good idea. You should be able to improvise, also. So that you can find a weapon anywhere.

[furyxguns]

It's my favorite method to use for most people. Even if it doesn't, you'll just have to keep going until they understand.

The only problem with improvising is there isn't enough out there I could use to my benefit. I'm not those fucking Vongola brats, I can't make shit up on the spot and hope to God it works.

[insovietme]

Ah, yes, that works very often. There's no better way, in my opinion.

Oh, you would be surprised what can be done when you think. Shovels and pipes and silverware, anything can be your weapon if you look at it as one.

[furyxguns]

I prefer getting to people before the need to reeducate becomes necessary. Get to it early enough and you don't waste time later.

Shovels? I've never seen a shovel be used in a serious way. Pipe and silverwear I have plenty of experience with, but not a shovel.

[insovietme]

Ah, but people have a habit of forgetting these lessons, unless I demonstrate them all over again.

Da, I have known many people that fought with trench shovels, during the wars. It is a very useful tactic, and shovels are very painful, more than you might think. I can show you, if you would like?

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[furyxguns]

They must be really stupid to forget important lessons like that.

That would be very helpful if you would. I would be able to stop using my bullets on scum that don't deserve them. I'd enjoy know a new way to kill my enemies.

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[insovietme]

Da, because they think I am the stupid one.

Oh, it will be no problem at all. I can not do it today, but tomorrow will be better, and I can show you how. It will not take long, I am sure!

[furyxguns]

The students cannot surpass their masters, no matter what people insist on otherwise.

I'll do my best to learn quickly. Would you prefer coming to my world, or should I go to yours tomorrow?

[insovietme]

Da, and I make a very good master!

My world would be best. I can not leave this city for very long. You understand, da?