SIMs: Feeling lucky today?
Ahh, Uchihas. How can you not love them? They never fail to deliver. ;)
What better way to start off the luckliest day of the century than with a sexy shot of KARIN Itachi?
Karin: 'I summoned Master Wolf in order to meet you, Itachi-san."
Itachi: 'Then you are a fool with a death wish.'
Karin: 'That may be so. But I am a fool in love! I want Sasuke to marry me.'
Itachi: 'Tcht. And you made the weak assumption *I* will help you? Tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now.'
And as Karin fills him in on the plan, Ian wanders outside to investigate the powerfully ominous presence he sensed when Itachi entered the lot. Master Wolf, however, prevents him from finding out what his mother is proposing to the dark stranger.
Totally oblivious to the fact that he is face-to-face with the biggest threat to his young life -- Ian intercepts Itachi as he is leaving the lot.
Ian: 'Is it true what they say? Are you really the deadliest ninja in the country?'
NO NO NOOOOOOO, DO NOT GO TO THE DARK SIDE! You are a GOOD boy and heir to the GOOD half of the Uchiha line!
Meanwhile, back in the North Country, Itachi Jr is beginning to display even more disturbing abilities. Most recently, an ability to summon an army of butterflies at his disposal.
Hmm. It's almost as if he is a MAGNET for in-game anomalies.
Appearing at the edge of the property along with the rising dawn is Sakura. She's finally gained the courage to leave Naruto and come to the place where her heart was first stolen away and still jealously kept. All doubts and reservations about seeing her First Love and Greatest Heartbreak go out the window when Itachi defies the most basic Rule of Vampires and steps OUT INTO DAYLIGHT to meet her.
I always said ItaSaku was one smoking hot pair.
Sure keen observation will play a strong part in Itachi Jr becoming a successful Casanova when he comes of age, but it does leave some cause for concern in the area of social etiquette.
Having been separated for years, Sakura wastes no time in catching up with her old flame. Unable to perform at 100% during the daylight hours, Itachi is perfectly content to let Sakura top. XDDD
JUST CAUSE HE'S EASILY SPENT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GETTING OLD. Just that -- ughh -- he's easily tired during the day. *lame*
The Uchiha blood is strong in Itachi though and he recovers quickly.
Itachi: 'Do you remember what I said to you when we parted?'
Sakura: ' "The next time we meet, I will not let you go so easily." '
Itachi: 'And yet you still came.'
Sakura: 'Of course! I hold you to your word.'
Itachi: 'I will do good on that promise now, Sakura.'
Sakura: 'I--'
Itachi: [Mangekyou] 'When I bite you, you will feel nothing but the absolute bliss you had with me a few minutes ago.'
Sakura makes one surprisingly sexy Vampiress.
Sakura: 'Itachi? I feel ...strange. What happened?'
Itachi: 'You're mine now. Forever.'
[Later]
Sakura: 'Itachi?'
Sakura: 'Is this okay?'
Itachi: 'It will do.'
Sakura: 'Hey! Did you just SMILE?!'
Sakura: 'Then I have no regrets.'
Itachi Jr: Invasion of Intimate Moment #2
Itachi: 'Ahh, Junior! You remember Sakura.'
Itachi Jr: 'Hello Surrogate Mother. I think you need to go outside now.'
Sakura: 'Excuse me?!'
Itachi: 'Sakura.' [warning glare]
Sakura: [sighs] 'Fine! But if you expect me to put up with bratty behavior again -- !!!'
Itachi: 'Now. Why did I just rudely send off your future mother?'
Itachi Jr: 'There is someone outside looking for her.'
Naruto: 'WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!!? You -- you're a MONSTER like him!'
Sakura: 'What are you even DOING HERE?'
Naruto: 'I FOLLOWED YOU, DUH. I was afraid you were going to make a terrible mistake -- and you DID.'
Sakura: It's none of your business anymore, okay? WE'RE OVER.'
Naruto: '...'
Sakura: [sighs] 'Oh, Naruto. I'm sorry this hurts you. I just... this is where I want to be. WHO I want to be.'
Sakura: 'You are a good GOOD man. And I will always love you for that.'
Naruto: 'Sakura...'
Sakura: 'But you have to let me go now.'
Sakura: 'Goodbye Naruto.'
Now, you know, it's not like Naruto didn't see this coming. Heck, it was he who proposed a separation in the first place!
Naruto: 'But why WHY did it have to be Vampirism? AGAIN! I've lost everyone I have ever loved to that cursed disease!'
Turns out, losing Sakura to not just Itachi but the Dark Side as well was a much more devastating blow than he was prepared for. Seeing his stepfather in such a sad state, Sai suggests Naruto take Hisoka with him on a vacation far far away. Before he develops a drinking a problem.
So Naruto takes him up on the suggestion. Some good old-fashioned father-son time would do him good.
And perhaps Fortune was finally on his side, because it just so happens that Sasuke is at the same resort showing off and spending some quality time with his sons. OMG LOOK HOW HIGH HIS DIVE IS!
And the twins LOVE being with their super-cool Dad.
Hisoka: 'Their Dad is AWESOME! DADDY DADDY! Do something cool too!'
Well, its not as impressive but looks hella bunch of fun---
Over the course of the evening, Naruto tries to confront Sasuke. The 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year -- there is no way he'll fail on the luckiest day of the century! .... Right?
Naruto: 'Tonight is the night! I can feel it! Tonight -- Sasuke WILL love me again!'
Sai: '... so will you?'
Sasuke: 'Go on a date? With YOU?'
Sai: 'Not now. Maybe... maybe coffee or something when we're not both on vacation with our families.'
Sasuke: 'Hmm.'
Sai: 'PLUS we never met prior to your post-Vampirism amnesia. So none of that awkward, "Remember when--" moments.'
Sasuke: 'Okay. I guess. You said you're legal now, right?'
Naruto: 'S-S-Sai!' O_____o
~ FINI ~
___________
PREVIEW:
Itachi's universal charm provokes a jealous!Sakura.
Blackstones make their debut.
Naruto III: 'I heard Sasuke III has COOTIES!'
Merryweather: 'But I thought only GIRLS are supposed to get that!'
Naruto III: *grins* 'Exactly.'
Merryweather: *gasp*
Sasuke III: 'I'm right HERE you know.'
What better way to start off the luckliest day of the century than with a sexy shot of KARIN Itachi?
Karin: 'I summoned Master Wolf in order to meet you, Itachi-san."
Itachi: 'Then you are a fool with a death wish.'
Karin: 'That may be so. But I am a fool in love! I want Sasuke to marry me.'
Itachi: 'Tcht. And you made the weak assumption *I* will help you? Tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now.'
And as Karin fills him in on the plan, Ian wanders outside to investigate the powerfully ominous presence he sensed when Itachi entered the lot. Master Wolf, however, prevents him from finding out what his mother is proposing to the dark stranger.
Totally oblivious to the fact that he is face-to-face with the biggest threat to his young life -- Ian intercepts Itachi as he is leaving the lot.
Ian: 'Is it true what they say? Are you really the deadliest ninja in the country?'
NO NO NOOOOOOO, DO NOT GO TO THE DARK SIDE! You are a GOOD boy and heir to the GOOD half of the Uchiha line!
Meanwhile, back in the North Country, Itachi Jr is beginning to display even more disturbing abilities. Most recently, an ability to summon an army of butterflies at his disposal.
Hmm. It's almost as if he is a MAGNET for in-game anomalies.
Appearing at the edge of the property along with the rising dawn is Sakura. She's finally gained the courage to leave Naruto and come to the place where her heart was first stolen away and still jealously kept. All doubts and reservations about seeing her First Love and Greatest Heartbreak go out the window when Itachi defies the most basic Rule of Vampires and steps OUT INTO DAYLIGHT to meet her.
I always said ItaSaku was one smoking hot pair.
Sure keen observation will play a strong part in Itachi Jr becoming a successful Casanova when he comes of age, but it does leave some cause for concern in the area of social etiquette.
Having been separated for years, Sakura wastes no time in catching up with her old flame. Unable to perform at 100% during the daylight hours, Itachi is perfectly content to let Sakura top. XDDD
JUST CAUSE HE'S EASILY SPENT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GETTING OLD. Just that -- ughh -- he's easily tired during the day. *lame*
The Uchiha blood is strong in Itachi though and he recovers quickly.
Itachi: 'Do you remember what I said to you when we parted?'
Sakura: ' "The next time we meet, I will not let you go so easily." '
Itachi: 'And yet you still came.'
Sakura: 'Of course! I hold you to your word.'
Itachi: 'I will do good on that promise now, Sakura.'
Sakura: 'I--'
Itachi: [Mangekyou] 'When I bite you, you will feel nothing but the absolute bliss you had with me a few minutes ago.'
Sakura makes one surprisingly sexy Vampiress.
Sakura: 'Itachi? I feel ...strange. What happened?'
Itachi: 'You're mine now. Forever.'
[Later]
Sakura: 'Itachi?'
Sakura: 'Is this okay?'
Itachi: 'It will do.'
Sakura: 'Hey! Did you just SMILE?!'
Sakura: 'Then I have no regrets.'
Itachi Jr: Invasion of Intimate Moment #2
Itachi: 'Ahh, Junior! You remember Sakura.'
Itachi Jr: 'Hello Surrogate Mother. I think you need to go outside now.'
Sakura: 'Excuse me?!'
Itachi: 'Sakura.' [warning glare]
Sakura: [sighs] 'Fine! But if you expect me to put up with bratty behavior again -- !!!'
Itachi: 'Now. Why did I just rudely send off your future mother?'
Itachi Jr: 'There is someone outside looking for her.'
Naruto: 'WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!!? You -- you're a MONSTER like him!'
Sakura: 'What are you even DOING HERE?'
Naruto: 'I FOLLOWED YOU, DUH. I was afraid you were going to make a terrible mistake -- and you DID.'
Sakura: It's none of your business anymore, okay? WE'RE OVER.'
Naruto: '...'
Sakura: [sighs] 'Oh, Naruto. I'm sorry this hurts you. I just... this is where I want to be. WHO I want to be.'
Sakura: 'You are a good GOOD man. And I will always love you for that.'
Naruto: 'Sakura...'
Sakura: 'But you have to let me go now.'
Sakura: 'Goodbye Naruto.'
Now, you know, it's not like Naruto didn't see this coming. Heck, it was he who proposed a separation in the first place!
Naruto: 'But why WHY did it have to be Vampirism? AGAIN! I've lost everyone I have ever loved to that cursed disease!'
Turns out, losing Sakura to not just Itachi but the Dark Side as well was a much more devastating blow than he was prepared for. Seeing his stepfather in such a sad state, Sai suggests Naruto take Hisoka with him on a vacation far far away. Before he develops a drinking a problem.
So Naruto takes him up on the suggestion. Some good old-fashioned father-son time would do him good.
And perhaps Fortune was finally on his side, because it just so happens that Sasuke is at the same resort showing off and spending some quality time with his sons. OMG LOOK HOW HIGH HIS DIVE IS!
And the twins LOVE being with their super-cool Dad.
Hisoka: 'Their Dad is AWESOME! DADDY DADDY! Do something cool too!'
Well, its not as impressive but looks hella bunch of fun---
Over the course of the evening, Naruto tries to confront Sasuke. The 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year -- there is no way he'll fail on the luckiest day of the century! .... Right?
Naruto: 'Tonight is the night! I can feel it! Tonight -- Sasuke WILL love me again!'
Sai: '... so will you?'
Sasuke: 'Go on a date? With YOU?'
Sai: 'Not now. Maybe... maybe coffee or something when we're not both on vacation with our families.'
Sasuke: 'Hmm.'
Sai: 'PLUS we never met prior to your post-Vampirism amnesia. So none of that awkward, "Remember when--" moments.'
Sasuke: 'Okay. I guess. You said you're legal now, right?'
Naruto: 'S-S-Sai!' O_____o
~ FINI ~
___________
PREVIEW:
Itachi's universal charm provokes a jealous!Sakura.
Blackstones make their debut.
Naruto III: 'I heard Sasuke III has COOTIES!'
Merryweather: 'But I thought only GIRLS are supposed to get that!'
Naruto III: *grins* 'Exactly.'
Merryweather: *gasp*
Sasuke III: 'I'm right HERE you know.'