Mosquito-con 2012: Day 5

Jun 05, 2012 10:38

I am not an entomologist, but I think I can safely conclude that mosquitoes are breeding in my skin. Every part of my body has mosquito bites, some several. I have not been able to discern where they are coming from, how they are breeding, why they are eating only me when I am the only one wearing the OFF stuff. Which leads me to believe that pesticide actually attracts pests, not the opposite.

Before when I said I want to die because I was miserable from my life choices, but now I really really want to die because I am in agony and look absolutely hideous and I really hate bugs, I know they have a place in the food chain, I just wish I didn't have a place in their food chain.

If I die from West Nile or Easter Equine Encephalopathy, you guys can have all of my belongings, my brother wants my DS, but I that's it.

Goodbye cruel world.

kill me now, life's a bitch, die die die die die die

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