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So in the days leading up to yesterday, I knew there was no way of having a successful new year's while following my parents' rules or even making them believe I did. So, I said fuck it. I wasn't exactly sure what I was going to do, all I knew is once I started I wasn't going to stop until I felt like it. That, by the way, was at 4 am. lol.
2 pm : I decieved my parents into thinking Stacie's parents were picking me up and instead ended up in a car with teenagers. We stopped at Travis's house where made me into a little football champion and played songs about nigger-hating..while his black friend sat on the couch next to us. =/
4 pm:We then proceded to the mall and later drove to Publix where I introduced them to Stacie. The gas station near by was kind enough to let us load enormous amounts of alcohol into the trunk and then we scooted onto the beach.
6:30 pm: We buried the alcohol in the sand so if an officer came up, we could just do a little kicking action and what not. heh I got shitass drunk while everyone else stood and watched me, longing for my embarrassingly low tolerance level. We drove to a house full of kids where I fell in love with everyone's face, constantly begging to touch their skin. I then had a long conversation with some boy taking a shower as I went pee.
"You know, I've never really peed in front of anyone before."
(little did I know, by the end of the night I would have peed in front of like 900 people on 900 different occassions)
"Really? Well,it's ok the glass is blurry."
"Can you peak your head out real fast so I can touch your face?"
"um.." *peaks head out*
"Thank you. I love you." *walks out*
I know it was way longer than that because when I got out of the bathroom there were tons of people with their blatters about to burst wondering wtf I was doing, but that's all I remember. Oh and Taylor called me earlier and asked to hang out so she got dropped off there and that made my happy drunken heart pulsate even faster.
8:00 I continued to scream things that didn't make sense as we drove to another gas station. I was so gone that I got out of the car and went up to other cars and put my hands on their faces. I ended up making friends from it though..and later they called me.
"How did you get my number?"
"I asked for it and your friend gave it to me."
"Nuh uh."
"Yea, after you touched my face."
I poured out all of the contents of my purse on the ground somewhere and then we drove away. rofl you heard correctly. anyways, then we went to some forest where I stood in front of Ricky, took his hat and put my hands in his shirt pockets. He's a large ghetto nice guy so I called him dad because he was jolly like the big guy. I don't remember much after that..passed out. Apparently Travis got really angry. I woke up at a gas station where people tried to silence me and hold me in the car.
"I really need to throw up."
"THERE ARE COPS, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. PLEASE MOLLY SHH"
Someone had the intelligent idea of laying their head on my lap.
"Well, then I'm gunna do it on your face."
"Puke on my face then. It's ok."
"No, I wanna go outside. I'll just tell the police officer about life."
"hahaha"
Eventually Robby came around the side and helped me out and comforted me as I threw up my insides. That was sweet. We then met up with the kids in the red car at a party. So fucking crowded but pretty cool. I got fucked up by a cactus, but it's ok I didn't really feel it. I got free alcohol because the guy was a perv and wanted all the girls to get really drunk. I then met a kid from Australia.. whose bracelet i'm wearing right now and his friends. I think I pissed Travis off with that but I didn't mean to.. the kid was just really cool and pretty. We left with them to Cody's house. FUcking cody reed is the shit. SO IS HER DAD hahaha. These were my thoughts as he filled my glass with champagne. Right before we left two kids were making out in the front yard and Cody's dad is standing out there and screams
"YOU SUCK THAT FACE!"
hahahah
We then went to Peter's house and utilized his slutty sister's room while Blake tried to give me an ultrasound. Larry picked me up after that and I was home by 4.
If I heard one more guy say "WHERE'S MY NEW YEAR'S KISS?" I was gunna puke so as wonderful as it was, I'm glad it's over for now.
2 pm : I decieved my parents into thinking Stacie's parents were picking me up and instead ended up in a car with teenagers. We stopped at Travis's house where made me into a little football champion and played songs about nigger-hating..while his black friend sat on the couch next to us. =/
4 pm:We then proceded to the mall and later drove to Publix where I introduced them to Stacie. The gas station near by was kind enough to let us load enormous amounts of alcohol into the trunk and then we scooted onto the beach.
6:30 pm: We buried the alcohol in the sand so if an officer came up, we could just do a little kicking action and what not. heh I got shitass drunk while everyone else stood and watched me, longing for my embarrassingly low tolerance level. We drove to a house full of kids where I fell in love with everyone's face, constantly begging to touch their skin. I then had a long conversation with some boy taking a shower as I went pee.
"You know, I've never really peed in front of anyone before."
(little did I know, by the end of the night I would have peed in front of like 900 people on 900 different occassions)
"Really? Well,it's ok the glass is blurry."
"Can you peak your head out real fast so I can touch your face?"
"um.." *peaks head out*
"Thank you. I love you." *walks out*
I know it was way longer than that because when I got out of the bathroom there were tons of people with their blatters about to burst wondering wtf I was doing, but that's all I remember. Oh and Taylor called me earlier and asked to hang out so she got dropped off there and that made my happy drunken heart pulsate even faster.
8:00 I continued to scream things that didn't make sense as we drove to another gas station. I was so gone that I got out of the car and went up to other cars and put my hands on their faces. I ended up making friends from it though..and later they called me.
"How did you get my number?"
"I asked for it and your friend gave it to me."
"Nuh uh."
"Yea, after you touched my face."
I poured out all of the contents of my purse on the ground somewhere and then we drove away. rofl you heard correctly. anyways, then we went to some forest where I stood in front of Ricky, took his hat and put my hands in his shirt pockets. He's a large ghetto nice guy so I called him dad because he was jolly like the big guy. I don't remember much after that..passed out. Apparently Travis got really angry. I woke up at a gas station where people tried to silence me and hold me in the car.
"I really need to throw up."
"THERE ARE COPS, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. PLEASE MOLLY SHH"
Someone had the intelligent idea of laying their head on my lap.
"Well, then I'm gunna do it on your face."
"Puke on my face then. It's ok."
"No, I wanna go outside. I'll just tell the police officer about life."
"hahaha"
Eventually Robby came around the side and helped me out and comforted me as I threw up my insides. That was sweet. We then met up with the kids in the red car at a party. So fucking crowded but pretty cool. I got fucked up by a cactus, but it's ok I didn't really feel it. I got free alcohol because the guy was a perv and wanted all the girls to get really drunk. I then met a kid from Australia.. whose bracelet i'm wearing right now and his friends. I think I pissed Travis off with that but I didn't mean to.. the kid was just really cool and pretty. We left with them to Cody's house. FUcking cody reed is the shit. SO IS HER DAD hahaha. These were my thoughts as he filled my glass with champagne. Right before we left two kids were making out in the front yard and Cody's dad is standing out there and screams
"YOU SUCK THAT FACE!"
hahahah
We then went to Peter's house and utilized his slutty sister's room while Blake tried to give me an ultrasound. Larry picked me up after that and I was home by 4.
If I heard one more guy say "WHERE'S MY NEW YEAR'S KISS?" I was gunna puke so as wonderful as it was, I'm glad it's over for now.