SYRACOR (no e's because they are gay)

[insomniacdream9]

so. tonight abby mz and i walked on an adventure to walmart. through the unforgiving terrain and the inescapable cold we somehow made it. maybe it was thanks to the eye of the tiger....or perhaps it was our hearts of steel. either way....we reached our destination. after our journey we stopped at subway. once your heroes were refueled on roast beef turkey and mayonaise they forged on. we continued our adventure by stopping in the pet section, where we wanted to purchase a beta fish. but oh no. destiny had it in for us. we came across....A DRAGON FISH. We bought that dragon....and a gargoyle. Once we made it back to Jordan's the unthinkable happened. Jordan cut the plastic bag witholding the DRAGON, and the DRAGON escaped into the garbage disposal. Yes, Jessie (I am speaking in third person) saw this coming, because she is the wisest prophet of them all. Only one could save this DRAGON from its horrific hand at fate. That One...or THE ONE, rather....was named Kashi. She plummeted her hand into the disposal of doom and grasped the oh so slippery/slimey DRAGON from the blade pit of death. The DRAGON put up a fierce battle, but Kashi intervened and gave it another chance at life. The DRAGON has been through much trauma. However, it has revived itself several times tonight. The DRAGON'S name... is.............................................................................................................................................................WINKY.

FAKIE. It is actually known only as SYRACOR

Thanks to the noble efforts of Kashi, Jordan Braun, Joseph (who didnt do shit) Halberstadt, and The Jessie (who just screamed and cried when the DRAGON swam down the drain)(of doom) Thalls... the DRAGON,
SYRACOR, lives on.