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by Noel
Fade in to Noel's house. Doug suddenly pauses, standing up.
Doug: OH SHIT
Doug flies away. In his car. 'Flies' implying that he drove exetremly fast. He didn't actually fly.
Doug's car parks in front of K''s and Molly's house...
Doug: HEY YOU! GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF HER
Molly: DAMNATION'S GAME! FOILED BY SPIDEY SENSES AGAIN! this is bullshi--
Doug: K' you-- you-- WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER??
Delma: *whimper* yeah you fag
K': Well you see... two women.. fighting on my kitchen floor... and Molly seems to be covered in.. mud.....
Delma: FIGHTING!? I WASN'T FIGHTING YOU IDIOT HOW COULD YOU
Molly: FWAHAHAHA
Voice: HEY LISTEN
K' rushes to the window and pulls it open. Noel climbs through.
Noel: WTF WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THAT DO--- oh my god Delma!
Noel rushes to Delma's side, kneeling down beside her.
Noel: Why didn't you tell K' that your delicate skin cannot possibly withstand the sting of whips? Or that ropes could leave BRUISES THAT NEVER HEAL
Molly: K' HOW COULD YOU!? YOU NEVER USED ROPES ON ME
Delma: No! Molly was just beating the shit out of me! K' had nothing to do with this...
K': SHE'S RIGHT!
Delma: ....yeah. And, Noel... I.. I have something to tell you.... I... I have K'-AIDS.
Noel: *shocked*
Delma: So.. that night that we... that we were drunk... I would suggest you... getting tested...
Noel: This is all my fault! Delma, you're dying...
K' Actually this is my fault, you see the disease is called-
Noel: SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH..okay Delma, here's the kicker...
Noel pulls the ponytail holder out of her hair,
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