I have committed a most grievous murder. I don't think I'll be forgiving myself anytime soon.
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Good bye, red Mike-and-Ike. It was horrible that your life was so short-lived, and all dreams crushed swiftly by one of the legs of my armchair. I had hoped to eat you myself, but.
Meanwhile, I'm rather surprised that we don't have this already. I've started a community at
quote_note, and anyone's free to join and post there. If you see any conversations or even one-liners that were memorable, you can post it up there. I'm sure considering the high concentration of ....special people interesting people, we'll have a good turn-out.