Changes and the 1st ever Fat Boy Alert
Hello gentle viewers.
I have decided to spice (or sugar) up my journal since I've decided that I want to write something other people's estate planning documents at work. Anyone who said that there is creativity in law writing should be punched in the neck. Creativity only seems to apply when you're trying to get out of paying your taxes, or moving that couple of million into an offshore account somewhere.
So, for anyone still reading this journal, please please please stay with it, as I will be introducing some new special posts of things that I find clever, cute, confusing or just plain cool. And of course some entries where I will ramble and ponder and try to sort things out... but probably won't (imagine talking to your mother... but in this scenario, she's chubby, brown, hairy and pretty gay) . So be prepared!
Since being on BART has given me plenty of free time to both think and subtly grope unsuspecting passengers sitting next to me, I've been able to cook up some new things that I'd like to explore.... so aside from just regular postings, I'm going to try to incorporate these new, nifty topics. And the first one I'd like to introduce is:
The Fat Boy Alert
This important update for all you Communities of Hungry Uninformed Boys/Babes (C.H.U.B.s) will be done as a service to the public for all things foody, for those of you who may be unaware. By doing so, I hope to mobilize much of your masses (or those individuals with much mass) to developments in the culinary and restaurant world that I feel you have a right to know.
This will be done as a gesture of love and solidarity to all you C.H.U.B.s, and I refuse to accept any amount of money for this service (but will accept cupcakes).
So... on with it!
Today's special alert draws your attention to... Specialty's Bakery Warm Cookie Alert! YES! This is an alert to an alert! Specialty's has now integrated powerful oven technology that will now enable you to view when their bakery's cookies have just come out of the oven! WOW!!
No longer must you sit at home in misery and ignorance and wonder where in the world you can obtain hot cookies at this very moment. Specialty's has done that work for you America.
Looking suspiciously like a program coming soon to an iPhone near you, the Warm Cookie Alert will show you exactly which Specialty's location near you (and if it's not near you, then consider moving) has warm cookies right from the oven. Via the program's use of Google powered Satellite, you can actually see the building where your fresh cookies are being made.
Warm Cookie Radar.... thou are so beautiful.