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Many things to report!
1. School starts TOMORROW. JOY!!! Now I can finally get over my giant dog hump and hit on some SOPHMORES!!! Ya, for almost being a pedophile!
2. Staines is increasingly becoming MUCHO boring. Seriously it's not even funny. Imagine hitting yourself with a tree stump over and over
3. Allie HATES me, and I made a really bad comment about ex-girlfriends (which wasn't about Alexis) that she took the wrong way. Why she talks to me I DON'T KNOW.
4. Alexis has a new, fresh out of the wrapper boyfriend, he's British, skydives and is generally very cool. Good, now I don't have a reason not to like him.
5. I'm not as emo as I was about fifteen minutes ago so breath easy... Thank Dead to Rights, mindless violence has managed to free you from a very emo post.
6. I figured out that the reason why I bond so rapidly and loyally to people is because I don't feel safe with my own family and I feel the need to branch out and create my own. (i.e. Lorno being my sister and all that) PS - this rather odd revelation was aided by my therapist.
7. My book is currently being edited and the finally chapters formulized and drafted hopefully I'll have this mother fucker over by christmas. But I make no promises.
8. Lauren, in case a tall guy with blond hair is suddenly in your house it means two things. I'm dead, and he's stealing the giant dog I got you at the fair.
9. If I do die, it is for completely inane reasons, like Allie finally self-combusted or something and I was caught in the crossfire. I'm not going to go kill myself.
10. Last one, Lorno I've called your house for the past like three days. NO ONE HAS BEEN HOME. I want answers, and cookies, and love. Because right now. I need it. Like a diabetic needs a Hersheys.
1. School starts TOMORROW. JOY!!! Now I can finally get over my giant dog hump and hit on some SOPHMORES!!! Ya, for almost being a pedophile!
2. Staines is increasingly becoming MUCHO boring. Seriously it's not even funny. Imagine hitting yourself with a tree stump over and over
3. Allie HATES me, and I made a really bad comment about ex-girlfriends (which wasn't about Alexis) that she took the wrong way. Why she talks to me I DON'T KNOW.
4. Alexis has a new, fresh out of the wrapper boyfriend, he's British, skydives and is generally very cool. Good, now I don't have a reason not to like him.
5. I'm not as emo as I was about fifteen minutes ago so breath easy... Thank Dead to Rights, mindless violence has managed to free you from a very emo post.
6. I figured out that the reason why I bond so rapidly and loyally to people is because I don't feel safe with my own family and I feel the need to branch out and create my own. (i.e. Lorno being my sister and all that) PS - this rather odd revelation was aided by my therapist.
7. My book is currently being edited and the finally chapters formulized and drafted hopefully I'll have this mother fucker over by christmas. But I make no promises.
8. Lauren, in case a tall guy with blond hair is suddenly in your house it means two things. I'm dead, and he's stealing the giant dog I got you at the fair.
9. If I do die, it is for completely inane reasons, like Allie finally self-combusted or something and I was caught in the crossfire. I'm not going to go kill myself.
10. Last one, Lorno I've called your house for the past like three days. NO ONE HAS BEEN HOME. I want answers, and cookies, and love. Because right now. I need it. Like a diabetic needs a Hersheys.