Stubble Report
Stubble Report - Looking MANLY and GROOMED SCRUFFYLIKE
Most efficacious if I do say so myself, I shall earn the title of ladies man (sometime in the FAR DISTANT future). I shall COOK as well. JOYOUS.
My adventures in California and the Larger United States as a whole draw to a close and I must say I am saddened by it's impending arrival. Gone are the nights of drinking with the Brendan, the days of lying on Lorno's bed trying to decide what the fuck to do today, and of course I shall miss the awesome bickering and awkward moments with the Lauren that did in fact break my heart. I'll be hearing about that fucked up introduction for years from my Uncle GOD that was weird. I'll miss the trips to the beach and the weird moments of Alli saying with WAY TOO MUCH conviction "You know what I mean" no Alli I don't know what you mean and I probably never will but that doesn't really matter it was hilarious regardless. I really don't want to go back to England and I'm probably going to be COMPLETELY unapproachable for about a week. But MEH, who cares, this year is just another 365 days to get through. May will undoubtedly roll around faster than I can at first think, and I will be over and done with all the hellish machinations of my parents, done with their foolhardy thoughts of their control over my life and done finally with that diabolic institution that has the audacity to call itself a school. It should be called, FACILITY OF TWO-FACED BACKSTABBING PRUDISH BITCHES believe me it includes all but a small percentage of the population there. and it would be a hell of a lot shorter than the current moniker it's running under. Fear not little ones, the Dark Lord of Emo will return in December, chipper in the winter. And of course that means cool jackets and SCARVES!!
Peace out and have a great rest of the summer
Most efficacious if I do say so myself, I shall earn the title of ladies man (sometime in the FAR DISTANT future). I shall COOK as well. JOYOUS.
My adventures in California and the Larger United States as a whole draw to a close and I must say I am saddened by it's impending arrival. Gone are the nights of drinking with the Brendan, the days of lying on Lorno's bed trying to decide what the fuck to do today, and of course I shall miss the awesome bickering and awkward moments with the Lauren that did in fact break my heart. I'll be hearing about that fucked up introduction for years from my Uncle GOD that was weird. I'll miss the trips to the beach and the weird moments of Alli saying with WAY TOO MUCH conviction "You know what I mean" no Alli I don't know what you mean and I probably never will but that doesn't really matter it was hilarious regardless. I really don't want to go back to England and I'm probably going to be COMPLETELY unapproachable for about a week. But MEH, who cares, this year is just another 365 days to get through. May will undoubtedly roll around faster than I can at first think, and I will be over and done with all the hellish machinations of my parents, done with their foolhardy thoughts of their control over my life and done finally with that diabolic institution that has the audacity to call itself a school. It should be called, FACILITY OF TWO-FACED BACKSTABBING PRUDISH BITCHES believe me it includes all but a small percentage of the population there. and it would be a hell of a lot shorter than the current moniker it's running under. Fear not little ones, the Dark Lord of Emo will return in December, chipper in the winter. And of course that means cool jackets and SCARVES!!
Peace out and have a great rest of the summer