he LOVES the cock...
Saying things for shock value is fun.
try telling your boss that his girlfriend should sell her crack on the corner for extra cash to pay for her overdue phone bills, then tell him he's a cocksmoker and then tell him to stop sucking so many dicks when he complains he has a sore jaw.
some days i wonder how i manage to keep my job.
apparently girls aren't meant to speak this way... someone is still living in the dark ages.
Not long to go until Dirty Marco heads off for China. i'm freaking out now.
Liquid lunch with the Richard's yesterday. Interesting conversation and even more interesting as we were heading towards drunk. They think Marcus is a God and they're going to start worshipping him. funny story but can't be fucked repeating it. so we all said a cheers to Marcus and drank some more. i love the Richard's. funny bastards.
back from lunch and Hamish is barking at me for taking a two hour lunch break. i laughed. lucky for me he went to Perth after that or i'm sure i'd be in more trouble. what's with this attitude? haha i don't know and i don't care.
I got Joanne (from Mitchells) a job with me. it's been weird so far, seeing her every day again. all she talks about is marriage and weddings. it freaks me out. i thought women stopped caring about it when they finally got married?? what is it with women and marriage? someone please explain coz i just don't get it.
i should have been born a boy.
I'm bored.
The end.
try telling your boss that his girlfriend should sell her crack on the corner for extra cash to pay for her overdue phone bills, then tell him he's a cocksmoker and then tell him to stop sucking so many dicks when he complains he has a sore jaw.
some days i wonder how i manage to keep my job.
apparently girls aren't meant to speak this way... someone is still living in the dark ages.
Not long to go until Dirty Marco heads off for China. i'm freaking out now.
Liquid lunch with the Richard's yesterday. Interesting conversation and even more interesting as we were heading towards drunk. They think Marcus is a God and they're going to start worshipping him. funny story but can't be fucked repeating it. so we all said a cheers to Marcus and drank some more. i love the Richard's. funny bastards.
back from lunch and Hamish is barking at me for taking a two hour lunch break. i laughed. lucky for me he went to Perth after that or i'm sure i'd be in more trouble. what's with this attitude? haha i don't know and i don't care.
I got Joanne (from Mitchells) a job with me. it's been weird so far, seeing her every day again. all she talks about is marriage and weddings. it freaks me out. i thought women stopped caring about it when they finally got married?? what is it with women and marriage? someone please explain coz i just don't get it.
i should have been born a boy.
I'm bored.
The end.