it's a mothafuckin ic contact post
LOOK I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT PHONES LET'S JUST SAY THAT IT RECEIVES TEXT MESSAGES AND PICTURES AND SHIT OKAY :(
SHE HAS A PO BOX AS WELL! AND AN EMAIL ADDRESS BUT FUCK THAT SHIT AIN'T NOBODY ON THE NETWORK GETTING THAT
If you dial the number, you'll eventually end up on her voicemail because hell yes you know she screens the shit out of her calls; there's a slight white noisey pause, then, "Please leave a message." IN HER HIDEOUS PHONESEXY VOICE. THAT'S IT. THAT IS ALL THERE IS.