Dead Baby; the other white meat.
Well, not really a whole lot to say.
Im at the builders office in New Orleans, I have an HVAC guy coming in about 20 minutes, so I figured I would hop on here and waste a good portion of it.
What is up...
Nothing much.
I am not a very easily stressed person, I more like take the attitude of Carl from Aqua Teen; "Tou know, screw it. They're dead and you're not." However lately it feels like my heart is going to jump out of my chest.
Maybe because this account sucks, maybe because I've been at home for 6 days in the past 2 months. Dunno what it really is.
Thats enough bitching, back to normal.
This one time, I killed a baby and I got an erection.
Im just kidding, it wasn't really a baby.
It was a toddler more like.
I also enjoy pissing on door handles.
What makes God godly? Is it his ominpotence? His omnipresence? Or is it his ability to absolutley mess up the entire fucking world with one slap from his penis? Who knows really.
One thing that I can testify, nothing burns like the bible in an ashtray lit by a Marlboro red.
GOD IS GAY
Im at the builders office in New Orleans, I have an HVAC guy coming in about 20 minutes, so I figured I would hop on here and waste a good portion of it.
What is up...
Nothing much.
I am not a very easily stressed person, I more like take the attitude of Carl from Aqua Teen; "Tou know, screw it. They're dead and you're not." However lately it feels like my heart is going to jump out of my chest.
Maybe because this account sucks, maybe because I've been at home for 6 days in the past 2 months. Dunno what it really is.
Thats enough bitching, back to normal.
This one time, I killed a baby and I got an erection.
Im just kidding, it wasn't really a baby.
It was a toddler more like.
I also enjoy pissing on door handles.
What makes God godly? Is it his ominpotence? His omnipresence? Or is it his ability to absolutley mess up the entire fucking world with one slap from his penis? Who knows really.
One thing that I can testify, nothing burns like the bible in an ashtray lit by a Marlboro red.
GOD IS GAY