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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I bought porn for polarisluv (-10 points). In January I put money in katsuya1309's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I set angrytree's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February realizedop and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I put gum in zerokun's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-63 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
InsigniaNIX