entrapment
aight so got back from entrapment yesterday and it was the fucking shit. we got there last wed. and chilled like mad. waited for sherman for like 4 extra hours cuz his muthafukin bus driver sucked balls and got lost like 5 times. then we chilled somemore. dance wed. night.......cool shit...met lori.......HOT!!!
chilled more for the next few days.....counselor ari sucked major muthafuckin balls. ratted me out for not cleaning up the dining room....whatta douchbag. god i cant stand that bitch ass mofo. went to sicha a total of one time. rest of the time i slept. umm...friday night hooked up with 1. tammy. (no offense tammy, u suck, but then again u said that i sucked, so it cancels eachother out and were both good?)
umm a few night later the man, (me) busted out the mad nice cologne and chilled with ilana and lori.......who both wanted my shit that night sooo badly......shit did i smell good (as usual). so then after dinner the three of us left and they were gonna like fuck me, when all of a sudden beizer comes over and brings up the whole idea of a triple kiss.......YES, THE MAN FUCKING TRIPLE KISSED WITH TWO AWESOME GIRLS (#'S 2&3), AND THEN WATCHED THEM MAKE OUT FOR A WHILE...............COOOL MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT.
a few days later we were still chillin (thats obvious) and then me & lori, harmin & ilana, and sherman & aline all went to the sundeck. as we get there, there are two couples already there. a voice says: who r u? i respond: holy shit, jake is that u (my brother). turns out my bro was there with this hot bitch, and his friend nitzan was there with this other bitch, and then us three "couples". funniest shit alive. so were all hookin up (girl #3) when obviously, jake says something stupid that makes us laugh whilst hooking up. something along the lines of "make me a proud brother". funny shit. anyway, that was the last night. I, THE FUCKING MAN, GOT 3 BITCHES, TWO AT ONCE, AND HOOKED UP WITH THE HOTTEST FRESHMAN BITCH THERE...................AREN'T U PROUD?
chilled more for the next few days.....counselor ari sucked major muthafuckin balls. ratted me out for not cleaning up the dining room....whatta douchbag. god i cant stand that bitch ass mofo. went to sicha a total of one time. rest of the time i slept. umm...friday night hooked up with 1. tammy. (no offense tammy, u suck, but then again u said that i sucked, so it cancels eachother out and were both good?)
umm a few night later the man, (me) busted out the mad nice cologne and chilled with ilana and lori.......who both wanted my shit that night sooo badly......shit did i smell good (as usual). so then after dinner the three of us left and they were gonna like fuck me, when all of a sudden beizer comes over and brings up the whole idea of a triple kiss.......YES, THE MAN FUCKING TRIPLE KISSED WITH TWO AWESOME GIRLS (#'S 2&3), AND THEN WATCHED THEM MAKE OUT FOR A WHILE...............COOOL MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT.
a few days later we were still chillin (thats obvious) and then me & lori, harmin & ilana, and sherman & aline all went to the sundeck. as we get there, there are two couples already there. a voice says: who r u? i respond: holy shit, jake is that u (my brother). turns out my bro was there with this hot bitch, and his friend nitzan was there with this other bitch, and then us three "couples". funniest shit alive. so were all hookin up (girl #3) when obviously, jake says something stupid that makes us laugh whilst hooking up. something along the lines of "make me a proud brother". funny shit. anyway, that was the last night. I, THE FUCKING MAN, GOT 3 BITCHES, TWO AT ONCE, AND HOOKED UP WITH THE HOTTEST FRESHMAN BITCH THERE...................AREN'T U PROUD?