Jesus, I'm needy

[insidiusginny]

Please, since I'm bored and more than a little morose, send me the best/raunchiest joke you can. Or funniest quotation. Or whatever. Or picture? I don't know.
In return I will write a drabble based on your joke.

Happy Lughnassa.

Kisses to all.
Gin

P.S. Here are my kitties!