Nothing to see here.
You can stop worrying. Everything is fine.
I have finished my laundry. *pause for applause*
Bertolli is a merchant of lies.
I purchased their "Robust" variety of olive oil, which appeared to have a greenish tinge that I look for in my olive oil. But ALAS! The bottle was green, not the oil, and the oil is about as Robust as watered down piss.
LIES, Bertolli! LIES!
Running was less deadly today, so I hold out hope that I can notdie within two weeks. Go me!
Oh MAN. I had to stop reading in the middle of a spychase across Boston. More at lunch!
I have finished my laundry. *pause for applause*
Bertolli is a merchant of lies.
I purchased their "Robust" variety of olive oil, which appeared to have a greenish tinge that I look for in my olive oil. But ALAS! The bottle was green, not the oil, and the oil is about as Robust as watered down piss.
LIES, Bertolli! LIES!
Running was less deadly today, so I hold out hope that I can notdie within two weeks. Go me!
Oh MAN. I had to stop reading in the middle of a spychase across Boston. More at lunch!