LMAO
run im cool: what story
punkysk8ter313: of me tryin to call out work
punkysk8ter313: sayin i had pink eye
run im cool: did it work
punkysk8ter313: listen
punkysk8ter313: so my boss was like let me see if i can find someone. i get a call at like 9:15
punkysk8ter313: hes like im gonna need u, im on my way to ur house
punkysk8ter313: im like wtffffffffff
punkysk8ter313: i dont even have pink eye
punkysk8ter313: so i ran into the bathroom
punkysk8ter313: put so much damn soap in my one eye
run im cool: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
run im cool: then what
punkysk8ter313: i was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
punkysk8ter313: my eye was tearin up
punkysk8ter313: im like wtf
punkysk8ter313: so my shit got so fuckin red
punkysk8ter313: then
punkysk8ter313: i got this hair glue stick
punkysk8ter313: put it over my eye lashes
run im cool: HAHHAHAHAHHA
run im cool: JOHNNY
punkysk8ter313: i looked like dr. evil
punkysk8ter313: that shit was all fucked up looking
punkysk8ter313: so i walk in
punkysk8ter313: and hes like let me see it
punkysk8ter313: and i showed him and hes like wow
punkysk8ter313: thats bad
punkysk8ter313: so i worked for like 3 hrs
run im cool: hahahahhahah
punkysk8ter313: but i had to keep puttin soap in my eyes
run im cool: HAHAHHAHA
run im cool: im cracking up so bad
run im cool: i got like tears
run im cool: HAHAH
punkysk8ter313: so every 10 mins i would go in the bathroom
punkysk8ter313: like alright here we go
punkysk8ter313: and i would have to get mentaly prepared for it
punkysk8ter313: i seriously was holdin my eyes open and rubbin straight soap on my eye ball
punkysk8ter313: atleast its clean
punkysk8ter313: they r like do u need a ride home, to the doctor
punkysk8ter313: im like naaa
punkysk8ter313: im good
punkysk8ter313: walked out
punkysk8ter313: like yessss
punkysk8ter313: out of work !
run im cool: HAHHAHAHAH
punkysk8ter313: the end
punkysk8ter313: after a while i felt like i did have pink eye
hahahhaha johnny gil
i wish that whole thing could go into my profile
punkysk8ter313: of me tryin to call out work
punkysk8ter313: sayin i had pink eye
run im cool: did it work
punkysk8ter313: listen
punkysk8ter313: so my boss was like let me see if i can find someone. i get a call at like 9:15
punkysk8ter313: hes like im gonna need u, im on my way to ur house
punkysk8ter313: im like wtffffffffff
punkysk8ter313: i dont even have pink eye
punkysk8ter313: so i ran into the bathroom
punkysk8ter313: put so much damn soap in my one eye
run im cool: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
run im cool: then what
punkysk8ter313: i was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
punkysk8ter313: my eye was tearin up
punkysk8ter313: im like wtf
punkysk8ter313: so my shit got so fuckin red
punkysk8ter313: then
punkysk8ter313: i got this hair glue stick
punkysk8ter313: put it over my eye lashes
run im cool: HAHHAHAHAHHA
run im cool: JOHNNY
punkysk8ter313: i looked like dr. evil
punkysk8ter313: that shit was all fucked up looking
punkysk8ter313: so i walk in
punkysk8ter313: and hes like let me see it
punkysk8ter313: and i showed him and hes like wow
punkysk8ter313: thats bad
punkysk8ter313: so i worked for like 3 hrs
run im cool: hahahahhahah
punkysk8ter313: but i had to keep puttin soap in my eyes
run im cool: HAHAHHAHA
run im cool: im cracking up so bad
run im cool: i got like tears
run im cool: HAHAH
punkysk8ter313: so every 10 mins i would go in the bathroom
punkysk8ter313: like alright here we go
punkysk8ter313: and i would have to get mentaly prepared for it
punkysk8ter313: i seriously was holdin my eyes open and rubbin straight soap on my eye ball
punkysk8ter313: atleast its clean
punkysk8ter313: they r like do u need a ride home, to the doctor
punkysk8ter313: im like naaa
punkysk8ter313: im good
punkysk8ter313: walked out
punkysk8ter313: like yessss
punkysk8ter313: out of work !
run im cool: HAHHAHAHAH
punkysk8ter313: the end
punkysk8ter313: after a while i felt like i did have pink eye
hahahhaha johnny gil
i wish that whole thing could go into my profile