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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I punched lovehip in the arm (-10 points). In January I gave tiberias_blue02 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-647 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
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