i was going to post something new and it restored this from a "saved draft." might as well finish it
1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?
drank three powdered human skull milkshakes in a row
2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i make a new day's resolution every night before i go to sleep, and then i forget it before i wake up.
3. What countries did you visit?
neptune, uranus, nebraska
4. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
five more arms
5. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory?
i don't remember if i ate any dates this year
6. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
eating pizza
7. What was your biggest failure?
not eating enough pizza
8. Did you suffer illness or injury?
i did not
9. What was the best thing you bought?
a banana
10. Whose behavior merited celebration?
i don't know (is this still about 2008? i might have to skip some of the other 18 billion questions)
11. Whose behavior made you appalled?
now i know why i never finished this.
12. Where did most of your money go?
i glued one million $100 bills together in the shape of a swordfish, and then i threw it into the ocean.
13. What did you get really, really excited about?
nothing.
15. What was your greatest musical discovery?
parrots are louder than any music.
16. What do you wish you'd done more of?
eating pizza
17. What do you wish you'd done less of?
not eating pizza
18. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? don't remember
b) thinner or fatter? don't remember
c) richer or poorer? don't remember
19. Did you fall in love in 2008?
yes, with pizza, and yes i married it
20. How many one-night stands?
146913412838902
21. What was your favorite TV program?
The Idcbwhfanajdfk Show
22. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
no
23. What was the best book you read?
Wonder Bear
24. How did you spend Christmas?
blah blah blah
25. blah blah blah
26. lah blah blah b
27. ah blah blah bl
28. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
don't remember, and i was 3000000000 years old (just kidding)
29. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
a jelly bean
30. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
food
31. What kept you sane?
coconuts
32. Which celeitical ibripolssue stirty/ped you the moublic figuo deid you misre did you fanest new pecy the mas thu mee brsoost?
celery
33. What rst?
cookies
34. Whs?
bagels
35. Who wn yot?
cheerios
36. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
you mean for free?
37. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"i can't believe i answered all 37 of these (because i didn't)"
drank three powdered human skull milkshakes in a row
2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i make a new day's resolution every night before i go to sleep, and then i forget it before i wake up.
3. What countries did you visit?
neptune, uranus, nebraska
4. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
five more arms
5. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory?
i don't remember if i ate any dates this year
6. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
eating pizza
7. What was your biggest failure?
not eating enough pizza
8. Did you suffer illness or injury?
i did not
9. What was the best thing you bought?
a banana
10. Whose behavior merited celebration?
i don't know (is this still about 2008? i might have to skip some of the other 18 billion questions)
11. Whose behavior made you appalled?
now i know why i never finished this.
12. Where did most of your money go?
i glued one million $100 bills together in the shape of a swordfish, and then i threw it into the ocean.
13. What did you get really, really excited about?
nothing.
15. What was your greatest musical discovery?
parrots are louder than any music.
16. What do you wish you'd done more of?
eating pizza
17. What do you wish you'd done less of?
not eating pizza
18. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? don't remember
b) thinner or fatter? don't remember
c) richer or poorer? don't remember
19. Did you fall in love in 2008?
yes, with pizza, and yes i married it
20. How many one-night stands?
146913412838902
21. What was your favorite TV program?
The Idcbwhfanajdfk Show
22. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
no
23. What was the best book you read?
Wonder Bear
24. How did you spend Christmas?
blah blah blah
25. blah blah blah
26. lah blah blah b
27. ah blah blah bl
28. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
don't remember, and i was 3000000000 years old (just kidding)
29. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
a jelly bean
30. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
food
31. What kept you sane?
coconuts
32. Which celeitical ibripolssue stirty/ped you the moublic figuo deid you misre did you fanest new pecy the mas thu mee brsoost?
celery
33. What rst?
cookies
34. Whs?
bagels
35. Who wn yot?
cheerios
36. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
you mean for free?
37. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"i can't believe i answered all 37 of these (because i didn't)"