Does this count as a Meme? Probably not but who cares!?

[changelingdude]

Indecisive Meme!
So! Al has a problem and I'm sure many of you share the same problem.

So many muses to pick from, only one spot to app with!

And so here's the game

1. Post with a muse you have that you've been curious about bringing to Trans, maybe set up a scene if you feel perky.
2. Get tags from the current muses of Trans_9!
3. Or get tags from

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Harley Quinn / Batman

[iluvjoker]

"Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse."

A voice that could make angels cuss was ringing out through the halls as a girl in a plantsuit with clown makeup and a jesters hat went rolling along while balancing precariously on a unicycle.

It was really curious where she found the unicycle, but as with most things relating to Harley Quinn it was best not to ask.

Like for example where she found that mallet she was twirling in her hands like a baton.

Or what she was planning on doing with it.

Or if she was tone deaf or singing that way on purpose.

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[all_the_kosmos]

KOS-MOS frowned at Harley, looking down at her unicycle, then back up at its rider.

"You are exhibiting erratic behavior. Explain."

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[iluvjoker]

Harley giggled and continued to twirl the mallet back and forth. "Erratic to you maybe~ This is fun you oughta try it!"

And with amazing "Grace" she falls backwards, does a perfect pratfall and rolls springing to her feet with a graceful bow.

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[all_the_kosmos]

Lineface. She watches as Harley falls over and gets back up just as quickly, as though it were a practiced motion. None of the humans she was familiar with exhibited this behavior. Harley must clearly be ill, or under some alien influence.

"You are to report to the Medical Bay for suspected contamination by unknown pathogen. Comply immediately."

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[iluvjoker]

"Ewww~ Gonna get a doctor to "examine me?" She wiggled her bottom and began skipping away abandoning the unicycle. "Sorry lady but I'm crazy not ill!"

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[all_the_kosmos]

"Halt." Like most of what KOS-MOS said, it was a command. Although in this case, Harley had admitted she was 'crazy'.

That meant she might pose a danger to others.

Which meant she must be stopped.

"R-Cannon," KOS-MOS announced, as her nanomachines reconfigured her right hand into a functional plasma cannon. She fired a warning shot past Harley that exploded a few feet away from her.

"I repeat, comply immediately."

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[iluvjoker]

"Yeep!" Harley yelped and froze in place.

"W-well when you put it that way." She turned on her heel and began goosestepping towards the med bay and KOS-MOS "I promise you, I'm a doctor and I can tell I'm perfectly nuts. Just the right amount, like a party mix."

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[all_the_kosmos]

KOS-MOS seemed satisfied, returning her arm to its usual configuration. "Acknowledged. If a member of the Medical personnel confirms your diagnosis, you will be free to fall in the hallways."

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[iluvjoker]

"Way to make a girl feel wanted." Harley muttered "And just what happens if the doc doesn't care for my brand of delightfully ridiculous?"

Because using her mallet was seeming to be awfully tempting.

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[all_the_kosmos]

"Do you feel that your assessment is in doubt?" KOS-MOS didn't seem too worried about the mallet, but then, she didn't seem too worried about anything.

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[iluvjoker]

"No never~" She cooed, "But I've never put too much faith in any other quacks, so I'm thinking I oughta duck out of this one. But thanks for caring." She stuck out her hand for a shake.

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[all_the_kosmos]

KOS-MOS blinked, then put out her hand to return the handshake.

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[iluvjoker]

Harley grinned cheerfully as the overcharged joy buzzer on her hand pulsed extra electricity into KOS-MOS. To a normal human it would be more then enough to put them down.

However...Harley had her concerns that KOS-MOS may have needed more then that. Well she still had her mallet...

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[all_the_kosmos]

KOS-MOS was hit by the full force of the buzzer, which caused her entire body frame to jitter as it was shocked. Her expression, however, didn't change.

Her nanomachines materialized two full-sized gatling guns, one to hold in each arm. She leveled both at Harley, expression still neutral.

"Hostile action encountered. Commencing armed response."

She fired.

[Feel free to dodge as much as you want, I don't really want to hit Harley]

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[iluvjoker]

"Hup!" Harley sprang over KOS-MOS landing on the other side and doing a series of flips down the hall. Dodging bullets was just another day for Harley...though she had to admit it had been awhile since she dodged gatling guns. "Go back to the Jetsons Rosie!" Harley called.

Re: Harley Quinn / Batman

[all_the_kosmos]

Harley was awfully slippery for a human. The question was, did KOS-MOS want to pursue her further?

An alarm went off, and Stacy's voice sounded, requesting that all battle crew report to the Hangar. After a moment of hesitation, KOS-MOS lowered her weapons, turning back down the opposite direction Harley had gone. She'd have to wait for another time.