Jun 21, 2006 03:06
So, I watch Shoutcast TV if nothing's on the real TV late at night. This is because I have trouble functioning without the television. When medical science is advanced enough, they're going to graft a television into my body, like a teletubby, so I never have to be without the godawful thing.
Anyway, most of what's on Shoutcast is good stuff. Reruns of good cartoons, etc. But all of the best programs are full-up. (Only a certain number of people can watch a feed at the same time.) This always includes things like the South Park feed and Futurama, the Simpsons, etc.
But I found out what the stoned kids watch.
Intermixed among the popular shows is a amateur nature show. About a stork nest. That's it. That's the whole show. A stork nest. Sometimes the stork is there. Sometimes it isn't. And yet. 81 people are tuned into this RIVETING STORK NEST at THIS VERY MOMENT.
The far majority of them must be stoned.
Far. Far majority. I watched it for 5 minutes and I got bored. And I'll watch anything.