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Christine: I want a boyfriend!
Me: You can have mine.
Christine: But he's gay!
Me: That means he's better
Christine: but..no. We'll be having sex and he'll be like "I'm pretending you're a man" and I'll be like "WHAT?!"
Me: Get over yourself goodbye. it must be hard to be you yeah livin' in your life...
Margaret: Shut up, Eden's Crush!
Me: You know about Eden's Crush!?
Margaret: Yeah, they were that stupid pop group on TV
Me: We should totally come up with our own Eden's Crush!
Margaret: Like...Sweden's Crush?
Me: YES!
Margaret: [...] need to work with my diaphram
Me: Oh... :X
Margaret: Not THAT diaphram!
Me: You knew about those?
Margaret: Yeah...
Me: How do they work?
Margaret: I don't konw...
[...]
Me: So when it's up there..nothing can come out?
Margaret: No! If nothing could come out, all women would use them
Me: No! Because then they'd just fill up with dead blood and stuff until it just popped out!
Me: Like..you'd be sitting in math class and it would just SHOOT out and hit Mrs. Mulgrew in her face when she was making graphing noises
Margaret: ROFL!
Me: and you'd have to ask to go to the bathroom
Margaret: But she's always "Is this an emergency?" whenever someone asks
Me: You could be like, "My anus is bleeding!"
Me: You can have mine.
Christine: But he's gay!
Me: That means he's better
Christine: but..no. We'll be having sex and he'll be like "I'm pretending you're a man" and I'll be like "WHAT?!"
Me: Get over yourself goodbye. it must be hard to be you yeah livin' in your life...
Margaret: Shut up, Eden's Crush!
Me: You know about Eden's Crush!?
Margaret: Yeah, they were that stupid pop group on TV
Me: We should totally come up with our own Eden's Crush!
Margaret: Like...Sweden's Crush?
Me: YES!
Margaret: [...] need to work with my diaphram
Me: Oh... :X
Margaret: Not THAT diaphram!
Me: You knew about those?
Margaret: Yeah...
Me: How do they work?
Margaret: I don't konw...
[...]
Me: So when it's up there..nothing can come out?
Margaret: No! If nothing could come out, all women would use them
Me: No! Because then they'd just fill up with dead blood and stuff until it just popped out!
Me: Like..you'd be sitting in math class and it would just SHOOT out and hit Mrs. Mulgrew in her face when she was making graphing noises
Margaret: ROFL!
Me: and you'd have to ask to go to the bathroom
Margaret: But she's always "Is this an emergency?" whenever someone asks
Me: You could be like, "My anus is bleeding!"