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Christine: If you don't show it to me then this friendship is over!
Me: WHAT?!
Yesterday after 6th period I was walking to my locker and I saw that there was a tampax tampon on the floor. Someone must have dropped it. I was shocked. How could someone drop their tampon? Now---I don't know much about tampons, all I know is what I have been told by my friends---and that isn't much. But I have enjoyed some of their tampon commercials on television. They seem like a good brand. Like...a classy tampon. For classy people. So I thought, "What will this classy person do now that they don't have their classy tampon?!" And I felt bad for them.
I imagined them in the math hall...having their period, and thinking, "It's ok. I've got my classy tampon." They sit in their math class, thinking, "Ooh, my vagina is bleeding again, I should go shove a tampon in" They raise their hand. Ask to go to the bathroom, and take their stupid little mini-purse that's only big enough for a tampon and go upstairs. Whilst in there, they reach in their purse for their tampon, and find none. They say to themselves, "Oh holy menstruation! Where is my flucking tampon!?" as they search through their little purse they begin to menstruate---all over their uniform. Embarrassed. she starts crying. A girl comes in, gets in the stall next to her, and starts doing her business. The girl sticks her head under the partitian and says, "Psst. got a tampon?" and then the girl says, "double you tee eff!!! yes." and the girl takes it and says "kthnx." She shoves it in and returns to class.
Me: WHAT?!
Yesterday after 6th period I was walking to my locker and I saw that there was a tampax tampon on the floor. Someone must have dropped it. I was shocked. How could someone drop their tampon? Now---I don't know much about tampons, all I know is what I have been told by my friends---and that isn't much. But I have enjoyed some of their tampon commercials on television. They seem like a good brand. Like...a classy tampon. For classy people. So I thought, "What will this classy person do now that they don't have their classy tampon?!" And I felt bad for them.
I imagined them in the math hall...having their period, and thinking, "It's ok. I've got my classy tampon." They sit in their math class, thinking, "Ooh, my vagina is bleeding again, I should go shove a tampon in" They raise their hand. Ask to go to the bathroom, and take their stupid little mini-purse that's only big enough for a tampon and go upstairs. Whilst in there, they reach in their purse for their tampon, and find none. They say to themselves, "Oh holy menstruation! Where is my flucking tampon!?" as they search through their little purse they begin to menstruate---all over their uniform. Embarrassed. she starts crying. A girl comes in, gets in the stall next to her, and starts doing her business. The girl sticks her head under the partitian and says, "Psst. got a tampon?" and then the girl says, "double you tee eff!!! yes." and the girl takes it and says "kthnx." She shoves it in and returns to class.