FAREWELL TO ARMS IT'S TIME

[insertbaldjoke]

[THERE IS A MAN

A MAGNIFICENT MAN

HE IS DANCING

AND BY DANCING I MEAN THAT DANCING

YOU KNOW THE ONE

the observant may also notice a black butterfly hovering nervously around him. How 'bout them apples.]

((OPEN TO ALL AND OPEN FOREVER.))

Comments

[overacting]

Horrible technique, but I must commend you on your enthusiasm.

[insertbaldjoke]

YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT THE TECHNIQUE

[overacting]

I JUST DID.

[insertbaldjoke]

THIS IS SERIOUS

[overacting]

And I'm being serious about your technique.

[insertbaldjoke]

Harsh.

So how you been, Oscar?

[overacting]

Could be better, as always.

[insertbaldjoke]

You gonna forgive Kio?

[overacting]

. . .

Why are you bringing that up?

[insertbaldjoke]

It's somethin' I wanna know.

[overacting]

Is this the only thing you people have to discuss with me?

[insertbaldjoke]

Weeeell, I'd say it's takin' priority right now.

[overacting]

Why?

[insertbaldjoke]

I asked first.

[overacting]

The answer is no.

[insertbaldjoke]

...

What, really? Never ever?