MADARAME IKKAKU
"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."
Farmers' Almanac
"There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses."
Randy K. Milholland
"When someone calls you pal and you're not pals, fuck that--you know what I mean."
Dane Cook
"You're with someone for, like, two weeks in and you're like, 'Fuck, no way. I can't stand this person. I'll stay around for five or six years and we can end this thing violently, I got time.'"
Dane Cook
"Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for."
Sean Stewart
LACUS CLYNE
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde
"O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."
William Shakespeare
"We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it."
Sir Winston Churchill
"Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?"
Frank Scully
"In a world where there is so much to be done, I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do."
Dorothea Dix
KIMIHIRO WATANUKI
"The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way."
Samuel Butler
"All people want is someone to listen."
Hugh Eliott
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
Terry Pratchett
"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed."
Saki
"Forget injuries; never forget kindnesses."
Confucius
KUCHIKI RUKIA
"We do what we must, and call it by the best names."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it."
Lady Duff-Gordon
"Life is a long lesson in humility."
James M. Barrie
"When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror."
Terry Pratchett
"The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you."
Nancy Astor