And you thought your life was bad...

[insert_noun]

From http://www.notproud.com

"I'm vegan but every once in a while, when I'm not around people who know me, I'll get a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit, just because I miss the taste. I should be shot."

Comments

[ana_saurus_rex]

hey! i suck in my gut. if i did, i'd look 4 months pregnant. seriously.

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[insert_noun]

Pshaw!

But you don't do it when pretty girls walk by.
Or something?

*hugglz*

[ana_saurus_rex]

hahaha i hold it in all the time. it helps out the muscles in that area. or something like that. haha

[fraunahgooyen]

Hahaha, the ones you found are hilarious!

[buyart]

I am using the cookies one as an away message....that is so fantastic....this mother trying to be sweet making her children cookies before they get home from school....I imagine her taking them out of the oven placing them on the counter....and saying to herself "oh just one...I'll eat just one".....after the first taste she prob stuck her face in the plate and made growly noises!!!!