I feel like procrastinating.

Oct 20, 2010 11:19

 Go to urban​dicti​onary​.​​​​​​​ com and type in your answer to each quest​ion in the searc​h box, then write​ the FIRST​ defin​ition​ it gives​ you.

1. Your name?

Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.

2. Your age?

To '21' something is to quit it, to give up on something.
You're outside a nightclub with a long queue, you've been waiting for half an hour and they're still not letting anyone in. Your friend turns to you and says '21 it?', you nod and head home.

3. One of your friends?
a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody
that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her

4. What should you be doing​?

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

5. A color?
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green. 2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians. 3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:

~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~

6. Hometown?
Also known as Circle City, I-Town, INDY, and The Heart of America. The capitol of "Indiana." Has been increasing in population to become a thriving "Urban City" and one of the largest cities in the United States (check census). Is known for its crime rate, hospitality, and for its low cost of living. Home of the Pacers, Colts, Indy 500, and the Black Expo.
Ignorant Bastard: Where is the corn?
Indy born: What do ya mean whurr is the corn?!? This is Indianapolis... 317 is whurr you at... no corn herre.

7. Month of your birthday?
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

8. Last person you talked to?
The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream

9. Your nickname?
a cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot. girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with.
"man...that mel is great. she plays video games and watches football with me, yet she is still so hot! I want to be with her!"

10. Something that's annoying you right​ now?
That feeling when youre oh so sexy!
WEEEEEEEE! REMI YIpPEEEEEEE!!!!
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