if you get stung by a jelly fish: piss on it

[inserection]

so yesterday was pretty cool , went down town, picked up a diseas infested hooker and went back to my place for a series of juvenille drug abuse and unprotected sex while taking the lords name in vain.
"you are being safe arent you"
"of coarse mom i pull out"
"oh good i could beer the thought of u reproducing"
"thats why i stick to anal sex"
"if only i had been so lucky, weve all seen the unfortunate product of that"

hehehehehe

wow i'm bored, i want to go bowling...

POOP!