Dear "Future of Work" professor,
Thank you for forgetting to post this week's questions on the course website so that I can actually hand them in in tutorial on Monday to skip your terrible lecture on Wednesday. I realize this is potentially a ploy to force your students to come to your lectures, and would like to acknowledge that I believe that this ploy will work effectively. I will now have to walk into your lecture hall, hand in my paper at the front, and leave. You have successfully discovered a way to get me into your lecture hall for an entire minute out of the two hour lecture. I believe this will successfully improve my mark from the impressive A that it already is, to an A teetering on an A+. Your concern for my GPA is appreciated.
Furthermore, I also thank you for making fun of me in tutorial for using the word "assailment" in my last mini-assignment. I think "the English student that makes up words" is an appropriate title for a student that uses the word "assailment" in their assignments. Because that word doesn't really exist. Right?
Oh wait. Oops. It does. Oh well, your crafty remarks and attempt to bell-curve my mark to get it closer to the D+ of the other students in the class is appreciated.
Sincerely,
Michelle Birk
P.S.: Fuck you.
Furthermore, I also thank you for making fun of me in tutorial for using the word "assailment" in my last mini-assignment. I think "the English student that makes up words" is an appropriate title for a student that uses the word "assailment" in their assignments. Because that word doesn't really exist. Right?
Oh wait. Oops. It does. Oh well, your crafty remarks and attempt to bell-curve my mark to get it closer to the D+ of the other students in the class is appreciated.
Sincerely,
Michelle Birk
P.S.: Fuck you.