(no subject)
1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point) Yes
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points) Yes
3. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point) Yes
4. Ever been drunk? (2 points) Yes
5. Ever play drinking games? (2 points) Yes
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points) Yes
7. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points) Yes
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person (1 point) Yes, both
8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points) Yes
9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points) No
10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points) No
11. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? (3 points)] yes
12. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points) No
13. Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried) Yes (all three)
14. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points) Yes (well, i did anyway)
bonus: at least 4 times a week (4 points) Well duh
15. Ever bought soft drugs? (4 points) Yes
16. Ever sell drugs? (8 points) Yes
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points) Yes
18. Ever used barbiturates? (8 points) Sure
19. Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points) Yes
20. Ever used narcotics? (10 points) Yes
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points) Yup
22. Ever been on a date? (2 points) Yes
23. Ever been felt up, groped? (2 points) Yes
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points) Yes
24. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points) Yes
bonus: on 1st date? (2 points) Yes
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points) Yes
26. Ever paid for sex? (8 points) No
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points) Yes
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points) Yes
29. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points) Yes
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points) Yes
30. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)nope
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points) Yes
32. Ever contract an STD? (12 points) no
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points) Yes
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points) No
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points) Yes
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points) Yep
37. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points) Yes
38. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points) Yes
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points). Yep
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points) Yes
41. Ever used sex toys? (6 points) Yes
42. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points) Yes
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 points) Yes
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points) Yes
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points) Yes
46. Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball (1 point), toes (2 points), ears (1 point)? ears
47. Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points) No
48. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points) Yes
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points) no
50. Ever been arrested? (8 points) No
bonus: If convicted (7 points) no
SCORE: 216
I"M GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell
2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points) Yes
3. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point) Yes
4. Ever been drunk? (2 points) Yes
5. Ever play drinking games? (2 points) Yes
6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points) Yes
7. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points) Yes
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person (1 point) Yes, both
8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points) Yes
9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points) No
10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points) No
11. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? (3 points)] yes
12. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points) No
13. Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried) Yes (all three)
14. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points) Yes (well, i did anyway)
bonus: at least 4 times a week (4 points) Well duh
15. Ever bought soft drugs? (4 points) Yes
16. Ever sell drugs? (8 points) Yes
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points) Yes
18. Ever used barbiturates? (8 points) Sure
19. Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points) Yes
20. Ever used narcotics? (10 points) Yes
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points) Yup
22. Ever been on a date? (2 points) Yes
23. Ever been felt up, groped? (2 points) Yes
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points) Yes
24. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points) Yes
bonus: on 1st date? (2 points) Yes
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points) Yes
26. Ever paid for sex? (8 points) No
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points) Yes
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points) Yes
29. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points) Yes
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points) Yes
30. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)nope
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points) Yes
32. Ever contract an STD? (12 points) no
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points) Yes
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points) No
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points) Yes
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points) Yep
37. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points) Yes
38. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points) Yes
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points). Yep
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points) Yes
41. Ever used sex toys? (6 points) Yes
42. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points) Yes
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 points) Yes
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points) Yes
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points) Yes
46. Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball (1 point), toes (2 points), ears (1 point)? ears
47. Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points) No
48. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points) Yes
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points) no
50. Ever been arrested? (8 points) No
bonus: If convicted (7 points) no
SCORE: 216
I"M GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell