Beware... the evil canal monster is real!
There is a monster that lurks in canals,his soul purpose is to rid the world of the human race, for him and his kind will be unable to live to their full potential unless his goal is achieved. In day light the monster likes to chase your shadow making gurgling noises to freak you out, but it's night that he reviels his true form and attacks his victims! This is no lie. Just heed my warning before it is too late!
Danger...
DO NOT WALK ALONG THE CANALS AT NIGHT!