God, I am a freak...
I was cleaning out some old personal files from my laptop and I came across this little gem, which is a conversation I had over AIM months ago.
Girl: asl
Matt: Yes, I know some.
Girl: huh?
Matt: American Sign Language. I know a bit. Though I can't see it helping over an IM window.
Girl: thats not what i mean
Girl: age/sex/location
Matt: 126, yes, I have one, at my desk.
Matt: That's in dog years, by the way.
Matt: That was fun, now you go.
Girl: what in the world r talking a bout
Matt: Are you, by any chance, a Jehova's Witness?
Girl: no why
Matt: They're watching me, Amy. I can feel their eyes on me. But you seem trustworthy.
Girl: i'm not Amy
Matt: You lied to me? Why, Amy?
Girl: I am am kind of lost here buddy
Girl: i just said hi cuz u have the same last name as me
Girl: And my name is Kasey thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!1
Matt: Are you my long lost aunt Kasey with all the cats?
Matt: She got bit by a Jehova's Witness.
Girl: no i am not
Girl: FREAK
Matt: Wait, Amy! Don't go!
Girl: I am not AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: get that through ur Jehova Witness head of ur yours
Matt: I have to warn you about their briefcases!
Girl: what
Girl: how old r u
Girl: Have you ever had sex before?
Matt: I'm 25, but that's in metric years. I don't know what that is in your measurement system.
Girl: please speak english
Matt: I'm sorry, I am originally from Great Britain, so English is not my first language.
Girl: Hey thats nice to know were learning about South America in Geography
Matt: We are learning about the glorious Ra, hawk-headed god of the sun.
Girl: Neat whats it about
Matt: It is about the Great Egyptian War of 1322, when Ptolemy drove the Jehova's Witnesses out of the sacred Nile valley.
Girl: are you a Jehova's Witness
Matt: Only for reconnaissance purposes. Oh dear I can hear one trying to break my door I have to run now OMGBBL.
Girl: are you ok
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Auto response from Matt (4:12:55 PM): Chasing away the enemy!!
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...God, I really wish stupid people would randomly IM me more often, they make life fun. Anyway, I have nothing more to share at the moment, and my parents will be by soon to take me out for dinner on account of it's my birthday. Kbye!
Girl: asl
Matt: Yes, I know some.
Girl: huh?
Matt: American Sign Language. I know a bit. Though I can't see it helping over an IM window.
Girl: thats not what i mean
Girl: age/sex/location
Matt: 126, yes, I have one, at my desk.
Matt: That's in dog years, by the way.
Matt: That was fun, now you go.
Girl: what in the world r talking a bout
Matt: Are you, by any chance, a Jehova's Witness?
Girl: no why
Matt: They're watching me, Amy. I can feel their eyes on me. But you seem trustworthy.
Girl: i'm not Amy
Matt: You lied to me? Why, Amy?
Girl: I am am kind of lost here buddy
Girl: i just said hi cuz u have the same last name as me
Girl: And my name is Kasey thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!1
Matt: Are you my long lost aunt Kasey with all the cats?
Matt: She got bit by a Jehova's Witness.
Girl: no i am not
Girl: FREAK
Matt: Wait, Amy! Don't go!
Girl: I am not AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: get that through ur Jehova Witness head of ur yours
Matt: I have to warn you about their briefcases!
Girl: what
Girl: how old r u
Girl: Have you ever had sex before?
Matt: I'm 25, but that's in metric years. I don't know what that is in your measurement system.
Girl: please speak english
Matt: I'm sorry, I am originally from Great Britain, so English is not my first language.
Girl: Hey thats nice to know were learning about South America in Geography
Matt: We are learning about the glorious Ra, hawk-headed god of the sun.
Girl: Neat whats it about
Matt: It is about the Great Egyptian War of 1322, when Ptolemy drove the Jehova's Witnesses out of the sacred Nile valley.
Girl: are you a Jehova's Witness
Matt: Only for reconnaissance purposes. Oh dear I can hear one trying to break my door I have to run now OMGBBL.
Girl: are you ok
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Auto response from Matt (4:12:55 PM): Chasing away the enemy!!
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...God, I really wish stupid people would randomly IM me more often, they make life fun. Anyway, I have nothing more to share at the moment, and my parents will be by soon to take me out for dinner on account of it's my birthday. Kbye!