Magic Dance was the National Anthem
Last night I had a dream that Jareth from Labyrinth was taking over the world one country at a time. He had already taken over Germany, Japan and the USA and had instated himself as King. The presidents and prime ministers from the countries he had power over were his Princes and Princesses.
He eradicated sales tax and made all the public servants work on minimum wage, and considering he was Goblin King he needed no money himself.
He had mandated that every half hour people were to break out into song and dance, and if they failed he would show up in their room at night with a riding crop and enforced the law himself.
And he had even inspired unity between the Democrats and Republicans in congress. He had showed up one day during a meeting and got after anyone who started bickering, wasting time, or doing anything that was not good for the country with said riding crop. I remember the showed the event on C-Span and it was an awesome thing to see congressmen tripping over chairs trying to run away from a poofy haired blonde in tights xD
He solved Global Warming as everything ran off of Crystal Power (I dunno he spawned the things every waking moment *shrugs*) and magic.
And he required that all state Representatives and Senators be virgins and stay virgins for seven years on the job so no sex scandals would crop up.
And he made me senator of Arizona xD I remember exactly he said while shrugging "I have no choice, you're the only virgin in this dustbowl". And then he threw glitter on me and proclaimed me Senator. No big inaugurations or speeches or crap. Just throw a hand full of glitter on a person, apologize if it gets in there eyes (which is what happened to me and he wound up patting me on the head) and you got the job xD
And every Christmas he's throw a giant world wide ball on the Atlantic ocean which he'd freeze over. All the countries were invited and he'd sing.
I woke up feeling happy for the world xDD
I never said my dreams were sane...
Edited to add:
Hail to the King, Baby!
He eradicated sales tax and made all the public servants work on minimum wage, and considering he was Goblin King he needed no money himself.
He had mandated that every half hour people were to break out into song and dance, and if they failed he would show up in their room at night with a riding crop and enforced the law himself.
And he had even inspired unity between the Democrats and Republicans in congress. He had showed up one day during a meeting and got after anyone who started bickering, wasting time, or doing anything that was not good for the country with said riding crop. I remember the showed the event on C-Span and it was an awesome thing to see congressmen tripping over chairs trying to run away from a poofy haired blonde in tights xD
He solved Global Warming as everything ran off of Crystal Power (I dunno he spawned the things every waking moment *shrugs*) and magic.
And he required that all state Representatives and Senators be virgins and stay virgins for seven years on the job so no sex scandals would crop up.
And he made me senator of Arizona xD I remember exactly he said while shrugging "I have no choice, you're the only virgin in this dustbowl". And then he threw glitter on me and proclaimed me Senator. No big inaugurations or speeches or crap. Just throw a hand full of glitter on a person, apologize if it gets in there eyes (which is what happened to me and he wound up patting me on the head) and you got the job xD
And every Christmas he's throw a giant world wide ball on the Atlantic ocean which he'd freeze over. All the countries were invited and he'd sing.
I woke up feeling happy for the world xDD
I never said my dreams were sane...
Edited to add:
Hail to the King, Baby!