Jun 29, 2009 17:34
I am watching a terrible, terrible movie. Ryan Phillipe in the ~the future~, doing his best Rorsharch/Batman voice while running around in a dystopian future that looks like a gothic cathedral jizzed everywhere and religion ~controls everything~ looking for someone called "The Individual" so he can kill him. SHUT UP.
Meanwhile, in the present, Eva Green is a sad suicidal artsy Mini-Helena Bonham-Carter, and some other people are sad too. and much more interesting than Ryan Philippe wearing a mask and growling a lot in an awful, awful cheesy trying-too-hardboiled shithouse. FACE TATTOOS! PUNCHING!
Oh, and I'm already calling it, Eva Green is gonna manage to successfully kill herself and cause Ryan Phillipe to awfully exist.