Feb 10, 2003 16:54
"Dear Jackie,
Your athletic achievements are of such high caliber that you have been recommended for inclusion to the celebrated Who's Who Amoung American High School Students
This means a great deal to sports honorees like yourself. First, you qualify for a portion of the $100,000 in scholarship money to be awarded to high-achieving student-athletes like you. Your scholarship application will be sent immediately upon your acceptance of this offer
Second, your name will be made known throughout the Untited States as a result of the free distribution of this volume to thousands of colleges, high schools, and youth groups
Third, upon acceptance of your biography, you will automatically be eligible for the College Referral Service, which will inform -ALL- colleges you slect of your nomination to this award"
Blah blah blah... the end.
Now, when I started working for a martial arts scholarship, I didnt know a scout was going to nominate me for fucking "Who's Who"
Hot damn.