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I don't really care about gay rights, minority rights, dog rights, celery rights, or any rights for that matter.
Because rights don't really matter when I'm the dictator of the planet.
Fear me.
First order of business:
Christians, thou shall love your neighbor (unless the neighbor has a different skin color, religion, political standing other than conservative or sexual preference, then you can go ahead and beat their ass down for being horrible, horrible sinners).
Muslims, you have every right to do whatever you want, except that you don't for being a Muslim. Tough cookies.
You other minorities, you don't count for anything, stop leeching our tax money (we worked hard to get our tax cut, dammit).
Gays, we will pretend you don't exist, by putting up so many restrictions on how you people can act that you technically won't exist anyway.
Abortion activists, stop defending people who kill other people or we'll start killing people who kill other people that will end up being killed by other people that might kill themselves in the process.
Scientists, please, just stop talking. We have enough trouble with handling the truth without you guys smearing your 'facts' around. Sheesh, some people.
Lawyers can stay, though. We like having no responsibility whatsoever.
Because rights don't really matter when I'm the dictator of the planet.
Fear me.
First order of business:
Christians, thou shall love your neighbor (unless the neighbor has a different skin color, religion, political standing other than conservative or sexual preference, then you can go ahead and beat their ass down for being horrible, horrible sinners).
Muslims, you have every right to do whatever you want, except that you don't for being a Muslim. Tough cookies.
You other minorities, you don't count for anything, stop leeching our tax money (we worked hard to get our tax cut, dammit).
Gays, we will pretend you don't exist, by putting up so many restrictions on how you people can act that you technically won't exist anyway.
Abortion activists, stop defending people who kill other people or we'll start killing people who kill other people that will end up being killed by other people that might kill themselves in the process.
Scientists, please, just stop talking. We have enough trouble with handling the truth without you guys smearing your 'facts' around. Sheesh, some people.
Lawyers can stay, though. We like having no responsibility whatsoever.