The Kaufman Family
Yeah, so this isn't amazingly done.
But it's amazing anyway so shuddup.
Here's the Kaufman family. Over on the left is Teagan. Then her mum Alyssa. The dad, craap what's his name? Ummm...Steve? Wow, I have no idea. Sure, we'll call him Steve. And the son, Christian.
So, Alyssa and Steve are having some problems in the marriage. Little does Alyssa know it's because Steve is sleeping with Teagan, their daughter!!! When Alyssa finds out, she runs at Steve with a knife, but he quickly pulls out a gun and shoots her. At hearing the shot, Christian and Teagan come running. Daddy says it was all a big accident and Mommy didn't mean to do it. Teagan knows the truth and Christian is left in the dust.
Much to his surprise, Steve finds himself pregnant with a child.
...Teagan's child.
Upon hearing the news, Teagan is elated and runs to give her hubby/father a kiss. Christian sees and is in utmost terror.
YES. THAT'S CHRISTIAN TERRIFIED.
Teagan and Steve decide to create a dance to celebrate their baby.
PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR.
NOW WAVE IT TO THE LEFT.
NOW ACT REALLY SAD.
EVERYBODY DO THE INCEST DANCE!!!
Time for Teagan's solo!
LAAAAA LLAAAA LAAA.
So Dad pops out a couple kids and it's time to grow em up.
We've got Jamie right 'ere.
And Gunnar here.
Christian transitions into a teen.
What fun.
The tods grow up.
Gunnar.
Jamie. Who looks surprisingly like Teagan...
AND SHE CAN JUMP.
REALLY HIGH.
AND GUNNAR CAN LOOK AT HIS HAND.
REALLY WELL.
So there ya have it.
Incest
Male pregnancy/ Teenage pregnancy as a result of incest
Framed suicide
Murder
And one of them's probably gay.
:)