SOPHIE
1. Eggplants
Born in Korea,
You should have seen her,
Dancing, romancing,
It’s all to do with Sophie.
Heartache, who hasn’t,
Been through, disaster,
Flying, denying,
It’s all to do with Sophie.
And you should have seen that girl!
Lightening, she’s fire,
Searching, desire,
Hoping and coping,
It’s all to do with Sophie.
Through the sky,
Through the sky,
Through the sky,
She’s flying high!
2. I Have No Fucking Idea
It’s not that often that a girl that age,
Can play guitar,
Her little white dresses and painted nails,
Can leave a scar.
This world doesn’t know what it has coming,
So beat on your drums and keep on humming!
Johnny shut up,
Johnny shut up, shut up,
We know you hate it.
Johnny shut up,
Johnny shut up, shut up,
She’s gonna make it.
It’s not that common that proper little princess,
Could knock you dead,
But with music writing skills off the charts
You won’t know what you read.
She’s gonna twist her lyrics around your hand,
She’s gonna spit her thoughts out and try to make you understand!
Johnny shut up,
Johnny shut up, shut up.
We know you hate it.
Johnny shut up,
Johnny shut up, shut up,
She’s gonna make it.
3. Matzah Ball Mix
What should the song be called,
What should the words be,
How should the tune be sung,
Somebody tell me.
Go to the temple here,
Maybe they know the song,
They tell me how to reach Nirvana
But I can’t sing along!
I’m goin’ here,
And I’m goin’ there,
And I’m goin’ everywhere,
But I can’t find the answer,
This religion,
No, that religion,
I’m now a pigeon,
But I’m about to be a dancer.
Christians have a bible,
Aliens aren’t reliable,
Then there are Jews,
And some of them wear shoes,
But this Mat,
But this Mat,
But the Matzah Ball Mix won’t cut it,
I’m distraught,
And you’re not,
‘Cause the Matzah Ball Mix won’t cut it!
4. Unrequited Justice
Rode my three wheels to the,
Store on the corner of the,
Place in Korea,
Where you shop for meds for diarhia.
Tricycle illusions in the night,
Don’t give up the fight just yet!
Saw your face in the window and I,
Stopped and thought,
‘That girl can play guitar,
And so much more!”
Tricycle illusions in the night,
We don’t care, we’re always right.
My wheels they broke,
What did I see,
And came by there,
To help me.
SOPHIE. SOPHIE.
Charming and mystical,
SOPHIE. SOPHIE.
She came and saved my tricycle!
5. Can You Sigh Backward?
One day on the street,
Sophie you walked around to meet
the people.
To the ice cream blime in the sky you said,
“If it doesn’t kill me, then I won’t be dead.”
Well duh.
Yeah, you’re not that smart.
Ice cream blimp inflation,
Yeah, you’re not that smart.
But that’s okay, you’re asian.
Then it hit you, hit you,
What did you do?
From musical genius to intellectual genius,
And what rhymes with genius except for penis?
Radioactive knowledge,
Let’s to to a ski lodge,
ICE CREAM BLIMP.
6. It’s Raining Masquerades
Sophie, you okay, can you hear me?
What’s 36 into 28, it’s 0.7 repeating,
And you knew that kid,
Yes you know that, Sophie.
Sophie, you’re a genius, genius,
Sophie, you’re a genius,
You’re a genius.
7. Trader Joe’s an Eskimo
(screamed) WHY WON’T KOREA ACCEPT YOUR MUSICAL OFFERINGS?
It’s not fair it’s not fair,
Sophie why won’t Korea accept you, what did you do to deserve this,
This will not do, this will not do,
KOREA STOP YOUR CRYING ‘CAUSE YOU’RE DRIVING ME INSANE!
Get out of there Sophie right now get your bags and leave that place,
Go to America because they will belive in anything,
They will believe in you.
No, people, No people
This isn’t some hidden message about why North Korea won’t hand over their nuclear weapons,
This is just that they won’t accept that Sophie rocks and rules the whole fucking world!
8. Smear a Little Cream Cheese
Play, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-play guitar,
Sing, sing, sing, sing us a song,
Drum, drum, drum, drum your stories,
Sophie oh my god I can’t believe you’re here!
You’re the light,
You’re the war,
You’re the god,
And so much more.
You’re the hero,
You’re the sight,
You’re the savior,
Sophie, you are life.
And we might sound obsessive,
We might get agressive,
We won’t rest until you sing your song,
So come up here and we can sing along.
You’re the light,
You’re war,
You’re the god,
And so much more.
Yeah, you’re so much more.
9 .Burning Hallucinations
Kid, where are your problems,
Doesn’t everyone have something wrong,
Kid, why aren’t you crying,
What the hell is going on?
Are you perfect, Sophie,
Perfect, perfect, perfect,
Are you motherfucking good at everything?
Get the fuck away from me.
Perfect, perfect, perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrFECT.
Kid, you’re Santa Claus, you’re god,
You’re an alien, you’re everything,
Kid, you are on top of the world,
So clap your hands and start to sing.
‘Cause you’re perfect, Sophie,
Perfect, perfect, perfect,
How the fuck did you become this?
Get the fuck away from us.
Go away, you’ve lost our trust,
In this world....
when you’re nothing no one loves you,
in this world...
when you’re everything, everyone hates you.
That’s just how it goes.
‘Cause you’re perfect, perfect, perrrrrrrrrFECT.
10. Lullaby in the Supermarket
Sophie don’t cry,
I’m still here,
Sophie don’t die,
Don’t disappear
Sophie,
Save me,
Sophie,
Save me.
Can you,
Hear me,
Sophie,
Save me.
I don’t care ‘bout the threats
Just save me!
Sophie my dear,
You must know,
I’m so sorry,
I have to go.
Goodbye,
Sophie,
Goodbye,
Sophie.
11. One Can of Tuna
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely Sophie.
Emo, emo, cut your wrists, have a fish Sophie.
Fall asleep, count your sheep, eat the sheep, fall down Sophie.
Oh my god, you’re my god, there’s no god, wait, you’re god Sophie.
Destroy yourself,
Destruction is the answer,
Nobody loves you,
I don’t feel like making this meaningful or lyrical
Basically you rose to power,
Like a little, little flower,
Then you went and took a shower,
But when you came back, OH WHEN YOU CAME BACK,
You were nothing,
Because you were perfect,
People in this world hate those who have nothing,
People in this world hate those who have everything,
So who the fuck wins?
NOT YOU,
Sophie, Sorry, Sophie, Lary,
Johnny Shut up, Ice Cream Blimp,
Have a nice breakdown,
SHAKE
YOUR
BOOTY.
Destroy yourself....
I Thought I Saw a Pussy Cat (Hidden Track):
That was just a suggestion,
You don’t have to destroy yourself...
Sophie, this is your mom, come back to Korea!
Sophie, these are the Korean citizens, come back and we will love you!
And so Sophie traveled back,
To the place she still called home,
And everyone in Korea loved her,
She was no longer alone,
And Sophie married the Korean president,
And they had 10 kids.
She named them all important names,
That’s what she did.
She named em Sophie 1 and Sophie 2 and Sophie 3 and Sophie 4 and Sophie 5 and JIm and John and James and Jack and Martha.
Sophie was satisfied,
With her family at her side,
But she couldn’t out her mind those American betrayers.