A kick in the teeth is good for some // A kiss with a fist is better than none
Ladies and Gentlemen? My Kink Bingo card.
The squares with the "FUCK YEAH SEAKING"s on them are clearly the kinks I'm most excited about.
Ideas Regarding Specific Squares
Uniform/Military Kink: Something involving policeman, 'cause I adore police officer uniforms. Something like a fanart of Toadette in a police uniform, 'cause she'd look awesome in all that blue. There's other stuff I want to draw her in (the "Mario Party 2" wardrobe, Madoka's magical girl outfit), but that'd be something for the "costumes" kink. :P
Smacking/Slapping: Waluigi & Daisy are back, and of course Waluigi gets the brunt of abuse! It's G-rated kink too, so expect slapstick. I actually started this one as a ficlet, but I'm gonna have to expand on it in order to meet 500 words. Might fit the "5 Times..." format, so I'll have a few scenarios to work with. By scenario, we go according to what "Mario" spinoff we can think of. The times Daisy smacked him in tennis, golf, karting, baseball, soccer, Mario Party...
Danger: Knifeplay picspam! I must've saved so much fanart of Madotsuki stabbing Masada that they beg to be shared on one post.
Food: There's this plot bunny that keeps gnawing at me (stubborn as Angel, ugh) and it's about Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Dash visits Pinkie in Sugarcube Corner to try her latest recipe, and what happens? Pinkie leads her upstairs to her bedroom and proceeds to rub Oreos and sweets over Dash's body and licking them off. Eventually, Dash gets the upper hand... let's say that this is the closest to a "clopfic" (no sex or orgasms, but still kinky as hell) I'll ever write. *hides under a table*
Scars/Scarification: It's my headcanon that N from Pokemon B/W has a TON of nasty scars all over his body, due to growing up around abused Pokemon and being slashed/bitten/cut when he tried to get close. This, to me, is more poignant and realistic than Ghetsis molesting him.
Pervertibles: There's been this Ninten/Loid fic I've wanted to write since forever... namely, last Bingo. But I was bogged by depression and I never gotten to write it. Basically I was goofing around with Jean on AIM one day and I wrote snippets of Ninten and Loid having sex with bottle rockets, and it was enormously hot. I wanted to write out the rest of it, but augh, distractions and writer's block. But I'm determined to have it done one day. JUST YOU WAIT. *shakes fist at the sky*
Orgies/Decadence: There's an "Earthbound" fic sitting in my hard drive that I never finished that was supposed to be a Chosen OT4 smutfic. Since I'm permablocked on that one, time for something new~ Basically, the Chosen 4 have a reunion at Poo's palace and have a good time~ ♥ I'll have to do a bit of research on this one though, so nothing gets grossly misrepresented. :o
Worship: Eusine loves Suicune! And Morty loves Ho-Oh... little do they know, Morty and Eusine love each other~ ♥ I'm thinking of going the FST route with this, but I'm worried my song choices might not be "worshippy" enough. :(
Class Fantasies: Huge iconset galore! This will be dedicated to some of my favorite ships who have massive class gaps between them. The top three ships that come to mind? Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder from "Maurice," Equius/Aradia from "Homestuck" (my card features one of the icons I made for them already~ ♥) and Applejack/Rarity from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." :3 There'll be a few Plurk icons thrown in too! I always wanted to icon "Maurice", and this would be my chance. ;;
Exposure/Exhibitionism: I'm a sucker for the "artist-and-the-model" kink, especially when the model is nude. I want to fit this in with Burgh from Pokemon B/W, but I don't know who the model would be. It'll likely be Touya/Hilbert, since A. I ship it, thanks to Black Adventures. B. It'll give me the opportunity to explore my headcanon for him like I did with Touko/Hilda in another fic. Runner's Up is Grimsley, though I'm not exactly a fan of Burgh/Grimsley. But Kink Bingo is about pushing your boundaries and trying something new, and it's not the first time I've written a pairing I didn't give much thought about that I had a super fun time writing. (o hai, Knuxadow)
Roleplay: Terezi/Nepeta! I wanna see if I can find as much fanart as possible of them RPing, then put it all together into a nice picspam~ ♥
Collars: Thanks to a friend, I think I have an awesome story for this. Basically, Bowser has captured Mario and Peach, and the three of them have a... "thing" going on. Namely involving collars. Bowser wants to keep them as "pets" in different ways, with Peach as the beloved, and Mario as the work dog he humiliates. There'll be a cameo appearance of the Chain Chomp that Bowser freed in Booster's Tower in "Super Mario RPG" 'cause I loved that scene. Daaaaaw. :)
Plushie & Furry Kink: All of the plushie. ALL OF THE PLUSHIE. I think my novel's brainwashed me. *sob* I want to do so many things on the plushie side of things that it isn't funny. G-rated kink with fanart of Big Mac going to sleep with Twilight Sparkle's old stuffed Smarty Pants in his hooves? Oh what the hell, I want to write the part in the novel where Raggedy Andy and Marius are boinking each other senseless and Marius is admiring how soft and squishy and huggable Andy's body is compared to his own. What have I become, my sweetest friend?
WILD CARD: Kumatora/Duster pegfic. Someday. I kind of want to do an iconset dedicated to "ragdoll/scarecrow-esque" men, like Wizardmon, Geno, Tack (Thief and the Cobbler), Skull Kid (Majora's Mask), Jack Pumpkinhead (Return to Oz)... it's my personal fetish. I'm a sucker for these sort of designs.
I'd love to do a fanvid, but I have no idea what the subject or fandom or song would be. ;; Several of the squares beg for something "Pokemon Mystery Dungeon" related (specifically Dusknoir/Grovyle and Dusknoir/Grovyle/Celebi), but I have no idea which kinks to fit them in. ;;
This post has been crossposted with Dreamwidth at http://shamanicshaymin.dreamwidth.org/28328.html. Pick your poison. Mwoiiiiiiiing~!
The squares with the "FUCK YEAH SEAKING"s on them are clearly the kinks I'm most excited about.
Ideas Regarding Specific Squares
Uniform/Military Kink: Something involving policeman, 'cause I adore police officer uniforms. Something like a fanart of Toadette in a police uniform, 'cause she'd look awesome in all that blue. There's other stuff I want to draw her in (the "Mario Party 2" wardrobe, Madoka's magical girl outfit), but that'd be something for the "costumes" kink. :P
Smacking/Slapping: Waluigi & Daisy are back, and of course Waluigi gets the brunt of abuse! It's G-rated kink too, so expect slapstick. I actually started this one as a ficlet, but I'm gonna have to expand on it in order to meet 500 words. Might fit the "5 Times..." format, so I'll have a few scenarios to work with. By scenario, we go according to what "Mario" spinoff we can think of. The times Daisy smacked him in tennis, golf, karting, baseball, soccer, Mario Party...
Danger: Knifeplay picspam! I must've saved so much fanart of Madotsuki stabbing Masada that they beg to be shared on one post.
Food: There's this plot bunny that keeps gnawing at me (stubborn as Angel, ugh) and it's about Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Dash visits Pinkie in Sugarcube Corner to try her latest recipe, and what happens? Pinkie leads her upstairs to her bedroom and proceeds to rub Oreos and sweets over Dash's body and licking them off. Eventually, Dash gets the upper hand... let's say that this is the closest to a "clopfic" (no sex or orgasms, but still kinky as hell) I'll ever write. *hides under a table*
Scars/Scarification: It's my headcanon that N from Pokemon B/W has a TON of nasty scars all over his body, due to growing up around abused Pokemon and being slashed/bitten/cut when he tried to get close. This, to me, is more poignant and realistic than Ghetsis molesting him.
Pervertibles: There's been this Ninten/Loid fic I've wanted to write since forever... namely, last Bingo. But I was bogged by depression and I never gotten to write it. Basically I was goofing around with Jean on AIM one day and I wrote snippets of Ninten and Loid having sex with bottle rockets, and it was enormously hot. I wanted to write out the rest of it, but augh, distractions and writer's block. But I'm determined to have it done one day. JUST YOU WAIT. *shakes fist at the sky*
Orgies/Decadence: There's an "Earthbound" fic sitting in my hard drive that I never finished that was supposed to be a Chosen OT4 smutfic. Since I'm permablocked on that one, time for something new~ Basically, the Chosen 4 have a reunion at Poo's palace and have a good time~ ♥ I'll have to do a bit of research on this one though, so nothing gets grossly misrepresented. :o
Worship: Eusine loves Suicune! And Morty loves Ho-Oh... little do they know, Morty and Eusine love each other~ ♥ I'm thinking of going the FST route with this, but I'm worried my song choices might not be "worshippy" enough. :(
Class Fantasies: Huge iconset galore! This will be dedicated to some of my favorite ships who have massive class gaps between them. The top three ships that come to mind? Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder from "Maurice," Equius/Aradia from "Homestuck" (my card features one of the icons I made for them already~ ♥) and Applejack/Rarity from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." :3 There'll be a few Plurk icons thrown in too! I always wanted to icon "Maurice", and this would be my chance. ;;
Exposure/Exhibitionism: I'm a sucker for the "artist-and-the-model" kink, especially when the model is nude. I want to fit this in with Burgh from Pokemon B/W, but I don't know who the model would be. It'll likely be Touya/Hilbert, since A. I ship it, thanks to Black Adventures. B. It'll give me the opportunity to explore my headcanon for him like I did with Touko/Hilda in another fic. Runner's Up is Grimsley, though I'm not exactly a fan of Burgh/Grimsley. But Kink Bingo is about pushing your boundaries and trying something new, and it's not the first time I've written a pairing I didn't give much thought about that I had a super fun time writing. (o hai, Knuxadow)
Roleplay: Terezi/Nepeta! I wanna see if I can find as much fanart as possible of them RPing, then put it all together into a nice picspam~ ♥
Collars: Thanks to a friend, I think I have an awesome story for this. Basically, Bowser has captured Mario and Peach, and the three of them have a... "thing" going on. Namely involving collars. Bowser wants to keep them as "pets" in different ways, with Peach as the beloved, and Mario as the work dog he humiliates. There'll be a cameo appearance of the Chain Chomp that Bowser freed in Booster's Tower in "Super Mario RPG" 'cause I loved that scene. Daaaaaw. :)
Plushie & Furry Kink: All of the plushie. ALL OF THE PLUSHIE. I think my novel's brainwashed me. *sob* I want to do so many things on the plushie side of things that it isn't funny. G-rated kink with fanart of Big Mac going to sleep with Twilight Sparkle's old stuffed Smarty Pants in his hooves? Oh what the hell, I want to write the part in the novel where Raggedy Andy and Marius are boinking each other senseless and Marius is admiring how soft and squishy and huggable Andy's body is compared to his own. What have I become, my sweetest friend?
WILD CARD: Kumatora/Duster pegfic. Someday. I kind of want to do an iconset dedicated to "ragdoll/scarecrow-esque" men, like Wizardmon, Geno, Tack (Thief and the Cobbler), Skull Kid (Majora's Mask), Jack Pumpkinhead (Return to Oz)... it's my personal fetish. I'm a sucker for these sort of designs.
I'd love to do a fanvid, but I have no idea what the subject or fandom or song would be. ;; Several of the squares beg for something "Pokemon Mystery Dungeon" related (specifically Dusknoir/Grovyle and Dusknoir/Grovyle/Celebi), but I have no idea which kinks to fit them in. ;;
This post has been crossposted with Dreamwidth at http://shamanicshaymin.dreamwidth.org/28328.html. Pick your poison. Mwoiiiiiiiing~!