"You may not like me as much, but I'm my Own. Best. BOY!"
So squeeze me, taste tease me, say I'm your own, but I'm no girl's toy...
Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Livestream: SUCCESS! :DDD I wanted to save the entire conversation we had during the stream, but my stupid computer only copy-pasted the last part. Nooooooooo! BIGGEST TRAGEDY EVER. I'll recount the best moments here:
- I shared the "Enchanted Square" cartoon with friends. Now they've convinced me to ship Raggedy Ann/Billie. ;; Also shared "Suddenly It's Spring!" and half of "The Pumpkin That Couldn't Smile."
- Apparently, Richard Williams' daughter is TOO BRITISH for this movie, and had to be dubbed over. Wow movie.
- Raggedy Ann is the ONLY cute doll Marcella has. It's been concluded that she lives in a crapsaccharine world and is "rolling with it" to survive. Demand is made for a Silent Hill-esque video game starring Raggedy Ann where the monsters are every other toy in the playroom.
- Meanwhile, we got cool toys like stuffed animals, Beanie Babies, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Raggedy Ann & Ninja Turtles living together = Best Combo Ever.
- Aside from being whiny and unable to focus in serious situations, Raggedy Andy is remarkably dead-pan throughout the entire movie. Conclusion: He is on drugs. Why? Because there are too many girl toys and he's gay, and the only other boys in the nursery are two old men, a sleazebag pirate captain with two erections, Oogie-Boogie's cousin and an androgynous clown and sock snake. The one girl he happens to like? His own sister. No wonder he's drugged! IT'S HOW HE COPES.
- The scene where Ann & Andy jump out the window? Listen to it out of context; it sounds like they're having sex for the first time. I feel better not being the only one who saw it. ;;
- HELL BROKE LOOSE WITH THE GREEDY. Now I cannot unsee it as an Earthbound scene. I can't believe I never made the connection with the Greedy to Master Belch. :o Giygas jokes everywhere! ("I... a...m... hun...g...r...y..." "ANN ANN ANN ANN")
- James denies it, but he ran back three times to watch certain parts of the movie. ("I still don't understand why this movie is rated G! *traumatized groan*") He watched the Greedy sequence and said a bunch of hysterical lines I can't remember, because my stupid computer didn't save my entire chat. ;; I guess James got the last laugh, huh? Oh wait...
James: WHY IS [THE GREEDY] WEARING A BRA!?
Friend 1: Why ISN'T he wearing a bra?
Friend 2: Why doesn't he have more of them?
James: Thanks a lot. Your friends have just ruined tits for me forever.
Friends: Thank you! :D
He came back for Loony Land and Dominatrix!Babette/The Last Laugh too. Priceless.
- Let's just leave Andy behind and Ann and the Camel go home! Maybe Andy can finally get laid by a nice boy--*the Loony Knight shows up* "Be careful what you wish for, Andy."
- "WHAT HAVE I STEPPED INTO!?" Darke enters the chat at the Loony Land throne full of laughing clowns and our heroes realize the king inflates. Accidental comedic timing indeed~ At this point, the audience's brains, including mine, have been broken. We later consoled ourselves that we were much saner than this film ever was.
- EVERYTHING IS LAVISHLY DETAILED, except Gazooks who makes CD-i look competent. Haha.
- Raggedy Andy: *looks at Dominatrix!Babette through a telescope* "She's dressed weird." Apply the reaction to a bunch of scantily clad chicks and there you go. MORE PROOF RAGGEDY ANDY IS GAY. The only way he finally managed to be useful was after he climaxed from being tentacle raped. Like Babette and her feelings for the pirate captain, Andy had to settle for whatever he could get. :o "You can't see it from under the leaf, but that is a smile of post-coital bliss."
- "BABETTE IS NOT WORTHY OF BEING SHIPPED WITH RAGGEDY ANN." "NOBODY IS WORTHY FOR RAGGEDY ANN. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD." "Not even Billie?" "Not even Billie."
- Regarding Marcella finding her toys at the pond:
Friend 1: Wait? In real life, Gadzooks was a Cthulu bath toy?
Friend 2: Then what does the Greedy look like in live-action?
Me: Good question! I have NO idea.
James: What the Greedy looks like in real life? That's easy. Sally Struthers.
Everyone who watched Raggedy Ann & Andy with me, you've totally made the experience worth it. ;D Thank you so much! I'm glad you all liked it, for making me laugh and sharing your insight, and I'll be looking forward to seeing you again in any future Livestreams~! ♥♥♥
...My god, did I just make this icon?
Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Livestream: SUCCESS! :DDD I wanted to save the entire conversation we had during the stream, but my stupid computer only copy-pasted the last part. Nooooooooo! BIGGEST TRAGEDY EVER. I'll recount the best moments here:
- I shared the "Enchanted Square" cartoon with friends. Now they've convinced me to ship Raggedy Ann/Billie. ;; Also shared "Suddenly It's Spring!" and half of "The Pumpkin That Couldn't Smile."
- Apparently, Richard Williams' daughter is TOO BRITISH for this movie, and had to be dubbed over. Wow movie.
- Raggedy Ann is the ONLY cute doll Marcella has. It's been concluded that she lives in a crapsaccharine world and is "rolling with it" to survive. Demand is made for a Silent Hill-esque video game starring Raggedy Ann where the monsters are every other toy in the playroom.
- Meanwhile, we got cool toys like stuffed animals, Beanie Babies, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Raggedy Ann & Ninja Turtles living together = Best Combo Ever.
- Aside from being whiny and unable to focus in serious situations, Raggedy Andy is remarkably dead-pan throughout the entire movie. Conclusion: He is on drugs. Why? Because there are too many girl toys and he's gay, and the only other boys in the nursery are two old men, a sleazebag pirate captain with two erections, Oogie-Boogie's cousin and an androgynous clown and sock snake. The one girl he happens to like? His own sister. No wonder he's drugged! IT'S HOW HE COPES.
- The scene where Ann & Andy jump out the window? Listen to it out of context; it sounds like they're having sex for the first time. I feel better not being the only one who saw it. ;;
- HELL BROKE LOOSE WITH THE GREEDY. Now I cannot unsee it as an Earthbound scene. I can't believe I never made the connection with the Greedy to Master Belch. :o Giygas jokes everywhere! ("I... a...m... hun...g...r...y..." "ANN ANN ANN ANN")
- James denies it, but he ran back three times to watch certain parts of the movie. ("I still don't understand why this movie is rated G! *traumatized groan*") He watched the Greedy sequence and said a bunch of hysterical lines I can't remember, because my stupid computer didn't save my entire chat. ;; I guess James got the last laugh, huh? Oh wait...
James: WHY IS [THE GREEDY] WEARING A BRA!?
Friend 1: Why ISN'T he wearing a bra?
Friend 2: Why doesn't he have more of them?
James: Thanks a lot. Your friends have just ruined tits for me forever.
Friends: Thank you! :D
He came back for Loony Land and Dominatrix!Babette/The Last Laugh too. Priceless.
- Let's just leave Andy behind and Ann and the Camel go home! Maybe Andy can finally get laid by a nice boy--*the Loony Knight shows up* "Be careful what you wish for, Andy."
- "WHAT HAVE I STEPPED INTO!?" Darke enters the chat at the Loony Land throne full of laughing clowns and our heroes realize the king inflates. Accidental comedic timing indeed~ At this point, the audience's brains, including mine, have been broken. We later consoled ourselves that we were much saner than this film ever was.
- EVERYTHING IS LAVISHLY DETAILED, except Gazooks who makes CD-i look competent. Haha.
- Raggedy Andy: *looks at Dominatrix!Babette through a telescope* "She's dressed weird." Apply the reaction to a bunch of scantily clad chicks and there you go. MORE PROOF RAGGEDY ANDY IS GAY. The only way he finally managed to be useful was after he climaxed from being tentacle raped. Like Babette and her feelings for the pirate captain, Andy had to settle for whatever he could get. :o "You can't see it from under the leaf, but that is a smile of post-coital bliss."
- "BABETTE IS NOT WORTHY OF BEING SHIPPED WITH RAGGEDY ANN." "NOBODY IS WORTHY FOR RAGGEDY ANN. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD." "Not even Billie?" "Not even Billie."
- Regarding Marcella finding her toys at the pond:
Friend 1: Wait? In real life, Gadzooks was a Cthulu bath toy?
Friend 2: Then what does the Greedy look like in live-action?
Me: Good question! I have NO idea.
James: What the Greedy looks like in real life? That's easy. Sally Struthers.
Everyone who watched Raggedy Ann & Andy with me, you've totally made the experience worth it. ;D Thank you so much! I'm glad you all liked it, for making me laugh and sharing your insight, and I'll be looking forward to seeing you again in any future Livestreams~! ♥♥♥
...My god, did I just make this icon?