Everyone who ever had a Raggedy Andy doll might want to skip this post. Before I ruin him for you.
*crawls out of the gutter, aka the dude that gives you the Flash HM in Pokemon B/W*
Hey bitches. Want to read doll pr0n? [YES / NO]
So I'm chugging along in my book about Raggedy Ann & Andy. Which is part adventure, part fantasy, part horror. It's got cute moments, scenes that make you cry and others that make you go, "DEAR GOD WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!" and I mean in a "holy-shit-this-is-fucked-up-and-going-to-give-me-nightmares" way. One of the characters in the novel is a magician named Marius, who does a Heel-Face-Turn when he realizes what a douchebag our main villain is. Raggedy Andy and Marius end up working together and falling in love. Marius tells Andy dark secrets about his past (he was raped and left to die, but the villain rescued him) and you've got a lot of wibbly healing going on. Before the final chapters, their trust is paramount. Bing bing bing! Sexy tiemz!!1
Is it loving? Yes. Does it feel good? Yes. Is it "MAJICKAL HEALGIN BUTTSECKZ!11!1" Fuck no. Does it ignore that Andy is a virgin? Of course not. ;D
(Quick Notes: A. Mary and Flora mentioned at the end are the human owners Raggedy Ann & Andy used to belong to, with Flora being the grandmother to Mary. Most of the novel takes place in a toy museum.
B. Marius and Andy are inside a drawer close to their friends in case of trouble.
C. The beginning of the scene revolves around the pair getting used to each other. Take note toy sex works differently from human intercourse, so there's no genitalia of any kind. :P They're nervous, especially Marius, who slowly becomes comfortable enough to let Andy touch him. This will be tricky to write. :o I want to handle this part with great care, so I'll only write it when I've gotten far enough in the novel to reach that point. Eventually, the two become more confident and allow themselves to be a little rougher. By rough, we mean "hard kissing." Our attention shifts to Andy, and this is where our short snippet begins.
They backed against the wall, making a large thump, which neither of them paid attention to. Andy didn't care, no matter how hard the wooden surface rubbed against him. He pushed back with his mouth in equal fervor, holding Marius as the drawer started to shuffle. One of the loops had come undone off his black bow, which itself could barely hold. Marius wound the loose ribbon with his hand, untying the rest so it sprawled over the front of the ragdoll's body. The marionette's hands fell back on his shoulders, and the crinkling of velcro made itself heard. Andy tensed, feeling his shirt unfasten. He withdrawn from Marius to catch his breath and his partner stopped moving. Cautiously, the puppet tucked his hands beneath Andy's neck, feeling an unfamiliar material he wasn't used to touching. The ragdoll exhaled, holding Marius's arms to guide them beneath his shirt. It was an odd sort of feeling... almost like having someone massage beneath your skin.
"Is this uncomfortable?" Marius asked, concerned. "Should I stop?"
"No." Andy raised his arms for assistance. "Take it off." Marius obeyed and pulled off the garment. The ragdoll trembled and leaned against his shoulder. "All of it. Please."
~
Raggedy Andy's arms were thin and white. The segments beneath his shoulders weren't stuffed with cotton, but twisted to enable him mobility other dolls had trouble pulling off. The same applied for his legs and where his thighs would be, though they were striped. His stockings were his legs and were an important part of his body that cannot be removed. It was much harder to tug off his overalls due to the bulk, and they got stuck at his feet. His legs wound up trying to get out of them and Andy tripped, clinging to Marius as a crutch. Like a merman who exchanged his tail for legs, it felt new and awkward, and... why was it cold? How did he get so sensitive to the air? Had it been this long since Mary--or Flora--undressed him? Then again, Mary wasn't one to play dress-up with her dolls, and neither of them would have stripped him to do something like this.
"Oh god." Andy gasped. "I'm okay, I'm okay!"
"Are you sure?"
"Hold on..."
"You're tangled. Do you need help?"
"I got it... Where's my foot? Oh, there it is."
Nothing like writing future smut to relieve the stress of the week. :o Or upcoming. God I hope not. D:
Hey bitches. Want to read doll pr0n? [YES / NO]
So I'm chugging along in my book about Raggedy Ann & Andy. Which is part adventure, part fantasy, part horror. It's got cute moments, scenes that make you cry and others that make you go, "DEAR GOD WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!" and I mean in a "holy-shit-this-is-fucked-up-and-going-to-give-me-nightmares" way. One of the characters in the novel is a magician named Marius, who does a Heel-Face-Turn when he realizes what a douchebag our main villain is. Raggedy Andy and Marius end up working together and falling in love. Marius tells Andy dark secrets about his past (he was raped and left to die, but the villain rescued him) and you've got a lot of wibbly healing going on. Before the final chapters, their trust is paramount. Bing bing bing! Sexy tiemz!!1
Is it loving? Yes. Does it feel good? Yes. Is it "MAJICKAL HEALGIN BUTTSECKZ!11!1" Fuck no. Does it ignore that Andy is a virgin? Of course not. ;D
(Quick Notes: A. Mary and Flora mentioned at the end are the human owners Raggedy Ann & Andy used to belong to, with Flora being the grandmother to Mary. Most of the novel takes place in a toy museum.
B. Marius and Andy are inside a drawer close to their friends in case of trouble.
C. The beginning of the scene revolves around the pair getting used to each other. Take note toy sex works differently from human intercourse, so there's no genitalia of any kind. :P They're nervous, especially Marius, who slowly becomes comfortable enough to let Andy touch him. This will be tricky to write. :o I want to handle this part with great care, so I'll only write it when I've gotten far enough in the novel to reach that point. Eventually, the two become more confident and allow themselves to be a little rougher. By rough, we mean "hard kissing." Our attention shifts to Andy, and this is where our short snippet begins.
They backed against the wall, making a large thump, which neither of them paid attention to. Andy didn't care, no matter how hard the wooden surface rubbed against him. He pushed back with his mouth in equal fervor, holding Marius as the drawer started to shuffle. One of the loops had come undone off his black bow, which itself could barely hold. Marius wound the loose ribbon with his hand, untying the rest so it sprawled over the front of the ragdoll's body. The marionette's hands fell back on his shoulders, and the crinkling of velcro made itself heard. Andy tensed, feeling his shirt unfasten. He withdrawn from Marius to catch his breath and his partner stopped moving. Cautiously, the puppet tucked his hands beneath Andy's neck, feeling an unfamiliar material he wasn't used to touching. The ragdoll exhaled, holding Marius's arms to guide them beneath his shirt. It was an odd sort of feeling... almost like having someone massage beneath your skin.
"Is this uncomfortable?" Marius asked, concerned. "Should I stop?"
"No." Andy raised his arms for assistance. "Take it off." Marius obeyed and pulled off the garment. The ragdoll trembled and leaned against his shoulder. "All of it. Please."
~
Raggedy Andy's arms were thin and white. The segments beneath his shoulders weren't stuffed with cotton, but twisted to enable him mobility other dolls had trouble pulling off. The same applied for his legs and where his thighs would be, though they were striped. His stockings were his legs and were an important part of his body that cannot be removed. It was much harder to tug off his overalls due to the bulk, and they got stuck at his feet. His legs wound up trying to get out of them and Andy tripped, clinging to Marius as a crutch. Like a merman who exchanged his tail for legs, it felt new and awkward, and... why was it cold? How did he get so sensitive to the air? Had it been this long since Mary--or Flora--undressed him? Then again, Mary wasn't one to play dress-up with her dolls, and neither of them would have stripped him to do something like this.
"Oh god." Andy gasped. "I'm okay, I'm okay!"
"Are you sure?"
"Hold on..."
"You're tangled. Do you need help?"
"I got it... Where's my foot? Oh, there it is."
Nothing like writing future smut to relieve the stress of the week. :o Or upcoming. God I hope not. D: