Lovecraft wrote pr0n?

[insanepurin]

When did I suck so much at video games? Seriously, I replayed Don't Look Back and I never recalled dying so much. D:

In other news, check this out: the newly discovered erotic works of H.P. Lovecraft. Thanks weepingcock!

Comments

[meicdon13]

My first reaction at the prospect of Lovecraft porn:

"Does it involve Cthulhu and tentacles?"

[insanepurin]

Everyone knows Cthulu would just fall back asleep. None that I recall, but there's Shub-Niggurath and Nyarlathotep ("tight, high, Nile bred buttocks"!) and fish-cultists!

[meicdon13]

So I read XD The Nile bred buttocks was my favorite.

[insanepurin]

That and "Luckily, I was powerless to stop them" had me falling out of my seat. ;D

[deryck]

If it helps I don't think I'm skilled/good at any video game. JUST CALL ME THE BUTTON MASHER OR MR. LUCK
I sure have fun playing 'em though!