*adds creepypasta tag*

[insanepurin]

Essay linked me to a creepypasta of Super Mario 64. While it was stupid, I still got a laugh out of it, so I'll share it with the rest of you. In MSTed format. ;D

Comments

[swordianmaster]

...I will never be able to unsee that in Ao Oni's horribly stupid face.

Now instead of death/being eaten, I will simply be offered JELLO PUDDIN' POPS.

[insanepurin]

AO ONI LOVES YOU AND ONLY WANTS YOUR HEAD TO PLAY.

[sarajayechan]

Wow, whoever made that Creepypasta tried WAY too hard. XD

[insanepurin]

The Boos are upset that they've been left out of the fun. ;D

[wind_phoenix]

You could've used that ten dollars to buy Pokemon Black. :(

Okay, I loled at that. XD

I know for sure, this creepypasta won't be in my dreams. It will be that Ao Oni image instead.

Gods I'm so mean.

[insanepurin]

[itakofying]

They mention Unagi and the mad piano BUT NO CHAIN CHOMP? I used to crap my pants every time I had to walk past him when I was like 5 D:

[insanepurin]

Chain Chomp scared me, I agree! All he wanted was to be free though, so I guess he was too moe to appear in the pasta. XD

[itakofying]

And I just remembered... the fish from Tiny-Huge Island. Oh dear god, the nightmares.

Haha true, now that I realize it, he is pretty cute and awesome(especially in SMB3). I was just scared of everything as a kid. XD

[insanepurin]

Oh yes, that fish. It doesn't help that A. He eats you underwater. B. The cheery music keeps playing.

[zarla]

lol practically a list of what not to do when writing one of these

[insanepurin]

Seriously, it's so bad it's good in an Ed Woodish kinda way. XD