"I never left."
So Mom and I had a fight. I apologized, Mom lifted the ban, now I want to put the situation behind me and not talk about it anymore. I'm already filled with enough stress.
things puri would never say
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
Puri went looking for 9 icons, nom. Not the greatest but it's the best I could find, considering the movie just came out and all. :o Puri tried making one of her own, but GIMP kept crashing and it made me frustrated. I miss Photoshop so much. ;; While we're at it, let me make a recommendation~ ♥
Whether or not you've seen 9 yet, you'll find the animated short it originated from quite interesting. :o At the end, a lot of audiences asked why the world ended the way it did, hence the movie went under production. :o Dear god, Shane Acker needs to make more animated movies. All the years of hard work that was put into 9 is just incredible. *________*
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Yes, I found 9 Squibies. I'm so sad. XD
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It takes 99 to reach the first stage and 499 for final. Dear god, this'll take forever. T____T I'll have Hydra to help out, but still. Click for Puri? It'll make her happy~ *cliiiiing*
1. So, if you could live anywhere in the Mother universe, where would it be?
Um. No idea. Probably Onett or Podunk 'cause I'm boring like that. Hell, probably Podunk 'cause of the zoo and and bird sanctuary nearby. :o
2. What would you like to eat?
From Mother? French fries. Again I'm boring lol
3. What's your favorite thing? (Add PK to the beginning of it)
PK Hedgehog! PK Shaymin works too~ ♥
4. Your favorite game of the three?
Um, Mother 1 + 2 lol. It's tough deciding between the two though. ;____; I guess Mother/Earthbound 0 for the underdog factor?
5. Do you own any of the actual game cartridges?
Fuck yeah! *flashes her Earthbound cart from Ebay*
6. Favorite playable character?
Pippi! Oh okay okay. Jeff. ;; Oh Jeff~!
7. Favorite non-playable character? (Enemies not included)
Queen Mary, Tony, Everdred... the messed up people. XD AND THE FUZZY PICKLES DUDE. Yeah. XD
8. Do you own any Mother merchandise (official or Fangamer stuff)? Make a list here.
Puri has a Mother 1 + 2 doujinshi~ ♥♥♥ Puri will scan when she's not lazy, nom~ ♥♥♥♥♥
9. Are there any characters you hate?
Not really except Flint but that kinda doesn't count. Does Spiteful Crow count? I can't say I'm much of a Pokey fan as everyone else though. :( He's a great villain, but I wouldn't go as far as thinking he's "sexy" or anything like that. :P Jeff, Poo, Ness, Duster, etc. on the other hand...
10. What are your favorite and least favorite parts of the games?
Magicant Magicant Magicant! And Moonside even though I absolutely hated it when Paula got snatched from me. :/ I DID NOT LIKE WATCHING LUCAS NEEDLESSLY SUFFER AND BLAME HIMSELF WHILE HIS FATHER SAYS NOTHING AND NEGLECTS HIM BY LOOKING FOR HIS DEAD TWIN. That's not depressing, that's needlessly infuriating. :/
11. Do you have any good tips or battle strategies? If so, list them here.
Bottle rockets are delicious. I love Jeff.
12. In your opinion, what are the easiest and most difficult bosses?
The Magicant Dragon for both easy and hard. Hard if you're not leveled enough and don't use shields, easy if you're super high and/or have Teddy on your team. With the latter, the dragon's good as gone in a snap. XD Any form of Kraken is horrible though. Dear god, Kraken. DDD:
13. If you could make any of the animal-based enemies into a pet, which would you like?
I'd like a nice big (polar) bear to hug~ ♥ Though they're not enemies, I'd like a black rabbit. They look so cute. ;;
14. What kind of chimera would you make?
That's cruel. ;; Um, maybe a chinchilla and/or pangolin/hedgehog hybrid?
15. Got a favorite Mother tune (official or fan-made)?
Vocals: Flying Man, All That I Needed (Was You), Bein' Friends, Pollyanna, Eight Melodies
Mother: Fallin' Love (*sob*), Magicant, Snowman, Hippy Theme
Mother 2: Paula's Theme, Dalaam, Onett, Giygas's Lair/Giygas's Theme (First & Second stages) (First is badass, second scars me for life. *sob*), Smiles & Tears, Because I Love You, Moonside, Winters, Sound Stone
Fan-Made: The March on Paula, Nirvana, Signed Bananna Peel, Mani Mani (Money Money!)
16. Since music is so important to these games, let's list some non-Mother songs that remind you of them. Or, you can list songs that remind you of your favorite characters (one song for each!). Link to them for extra points.
One song for each character? Cruelty. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Mother 1: Patrick Wolf - Magpie
Ninten: The Carpenters - The Rainbow Connection
Ana: Tori Amos - Ribbons Undone
Loid: Suzanne Vega - Rock in This Pocket (Song of David)
Teddy: The Offspring - Keep 'Em Seperated
Pippi: Flash Girls - A Girl Needs a Knife
Giegue: Alien Ant Farm - Courage
Queen Mary: Alanis Morissette - Still
George: Jack Off Jill - Strawberry Gashes
Ness: Alanis Morissette - Hand in my Pocket
Paula: Secret Garden - Dreamcatcher
Jeff: Suzanne Vega - If I Were a Weapon
Poo: Regina Spektor - Oedipus
Tony: The Police - Every Breath You Take Say Anything - A Walk Through Hell
Giygas: Nine Inch Nails - Ripe (With Decay)
Everdred: Meat Loaf - Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back
Master Belch: Tim Curry - Toxic Love (Okay, so Belch isn't my favorite. But I had to put this song on there 'cause it's perfect)
Moonside: Pink Floyd - Brain Damage
Magicant: Tori Amos - Happy Phantom (Okay, this song makes me think of a billion things. But this is the first thing I thought of, so let's go with it. XD)
I haven't got past Chapter 1 yet so my opinion's moot, but have some Mother 3 music!
Mother 3 (particularly the ending): Broken Social Scene - Puff the Magic Dragon
Lucas: Within Temptation - Pale
Kumatora: Ani DiFranco - Born a Lion
Duster: The Who - Behind Blue Eyes
Hinawa: AKIMA & NEOS - SOUND LIFE (From Trigun. Waaaaaaaaaah. T____T)
Pig Mask Army: Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs
Claus/The Masked Boy: A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums (Pokey talking to Claus. Waaaaaaaaaah. T____T)
Fuck linking. Google it on YouTube yourself! D:
17. How about a random quote?
"I could make a good sign post, don't you think?" --Skeletal remains
Now let's play a game, but no cheating! Here is a list of important characters. Read them and type the FIRST THING that comes to mind. Feel free to add more people to the list when you copy this meme!
Ninten: Dumb and cute.
Ana: Sweetheart.
Loid: Must squeeze into a hug!
Teddy: Aww.
Giegue: Not Morphine rly
Ness: Mischeivious bastard
Tracy: Turnblad
Paula: Poo calling her name.
Everdred: Flail! Hippie style.
Jeff: So cute! And hot.
Tony: Jeff? JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFF :o
Maxwell: "Have fun making out boys!" "Um, please... Maxwell..."
Dr. Andonuts: "Oh? So I hear that my son, Jeff Andonuts, is gay."
Poo: SEEEEEEEEEAR-EEUS- BIZZ-NISS! >(
Mr. Saturn: DiNg~!
Apple Kid: Giant puffy cheeks that keep the doctor away.
Orange Kid: Suporma Tango
Aloysius: Not Atticus. What an asshole.
Lardna: Scary and voiced by Carol Channing!
Pokey: LOL U SUK NESS
Picky: *whimper*
Giygas: I FEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOD... LIKE A VIRGIN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME~!
Lucas: *sob* LIVE WITH ME LUCAS
Claus: Adorable bastard with a not-so-adorable fate
Boney: Woof woof! (Or should I say Bark Bark?) He and Amanda would get along great.
Kumatora: YEAH. FUCK YEAH.
Duster: Very hot.
Flint: Asshole. Nice hat. Shitty dad. Shame, he was so hot.
Hinawa: Waaaaaaaaaah. T____T
Wess: Asshole with a nice bootay.
Fassad: Cammi! And bananas!
Salsa: Shock the monkey and win 20 bucks! Poor Salsa.
Aeolia: Areola? My mind isn't in the right place tonight.
Ionia: I should know more about you guys. *sob*
Here's something different and fun! Below is a mad lib template, which you will fill in with your own words. BUT BEFORE YOU READ IT, make a list. This way, the end result will be a lot more funny and totally random. Fill out the list, then make a copy of the mad lib template to complete your story.
REMEMBER to leave the blank template for other people to use!!
Male Mother Character: Poo
Adjective: scary
Noun: Chain Chomp
Any Mother Character: Kumatora
Mother town/city: Moonside
Verb ending in -ed: wibbled
Adverb: discreetly
Verb: fuck
Adjective: evil
Verb ending in -ed: sobbed
Adjective: dusty
Color: green
Plural Noun: glasses
Exclamation: Fuhgeddaboudit!
Female Mother Character: Paula
Verb: PWN
Adjective: flabbergasted
Plural Noun: Mr. Saturns
Verb: rape
Plural Food Item: Brain Food Lunches
Greeting: WHARRGARBL!
Past Tense Verb: crafted
Feeling/State of Being: drunk
Verb Ending in -ed: slapped
Body Part: belly-button
Color: blue
Adjective: lunar
Adjective: naughty
Noun: hiccup
One day, Poo decided to go for a walk with his scary Chain Chomp, Kumatora. They met up in the park in Moonside and wibbled quite discreetly all the way to store on the other side of town.
"Do you want to fuck inside?" Poo asked.
"That sounds evil!" Said Kumatora.
The two of them sobbed into the store and had a lot of fun browsing all of the aisles. Suddenly, Poo spied a very dusty display of green glasses.
"Fuhgeddaboudit!" He said. "This looks like something my girlfriend Paula would like. I'm going to give one to her the next time we PWN."
"What a flabbergasted idea!" Kumatora said, and then the two Mr. Saturns left the store to rape some Brain Food Lunches at the restaurant down the street.
When it was time to go home, they said "WHARRGARBL!" to one another and Poo crafted straight to his girlfriend's house to give her the gift he had bought.
Needless to say, Paula was quite drunk. She slapped, her belly-button turned a bright blue, and she gave Poo a lunar, naughty hiccup to say thanks! <3
...Wat.
*Template*
One day, (MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) decided to go for a walk with his (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN), (ANY MOTHER CHARACTER). They met up in the park in (MOTHER TOWN/CITY) and (VERB ENDING IN -ED) quite (ADVERB) all the way to store on the other side of town.
"Do you want to (VERB) inside?" (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) asked.
"That sounds (ADJECTIVE)!" Said (SAME ANY MOTHER CHARACTER).
The two of them (VERB ENDING IN -ED) into the store and had a lot of fun browsing all of the aisles. Suddenly, (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) spied a very (ADJECTIVE) display of (COLOR) (PLURAL NOUN).
"(EXCLAMATION)!" He said. "This looks like something my girlfriend (FEMALE MOTHER CHARACTER) would like. I'm going to give one to her the next time we (VERB)."
"What a (ADJECTIVE) idea!" (SAME ANY MOTHER CHARACTER) said, and then the two (PLURAL NOUN) left the store to (VERB) some (PLURAL FOOD ITEM) at the restaurant down the street.
When it was time to go home, they said "(GREETING)" to one another and (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) (PAST TENSE VERB) straight to his girlfriend's house to give her the gift he had bought.
Needless to say, (SAME FEMALE MOTHER CHARACTER) was quite (FEELING/STATE OF BEING). She (VERB ENDING IN -ED), her (BODY PART) turned a bright (COLOR), and she gave (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) a (ADJECTIVE), (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) to say thanks! <3
things puri would never say
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
Puri went looking for 9 icons, nom. Not the greatest but it's the best I could find, considering the movie just came out and all. :o Puri tried making one of her own, but GIMP kept crashing and it made me frustrated. I miss Photoshop so much. ;; While we're at it, let me make a recommendation~ ♥
Whether or not you've seen 9 yet, you'll find the animated short it originated from quite interesting. :o At the end, a lot of audiences asked why the world ended the way it did, hence the movie went under production. :o Dear god, Shane Acker needs to make more animated movies. All the years of hard work that was put into 9 is just incredible. *________*
Click Me!
Yes, I found 9 Squibies. I'm so sad. XD
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It takes 99 to reach the first stage and 499 for final. Dear god, this'll take forever. T____T I'll have Hydra to help out, but still. Click for Puri? It'll make her happy~ *cliiiiing*
1. So, if you could live anywhere in the Mother universe, where would it be?
Um. No idea. Probably Onett or Podunk 'cause I'm boring like that. Hell, probably Podunk 'cause of the zoo and and bird sanctuary nearby. :o
2. What would you like to eat?
From Mother? French fries. Again I'm boring lol
3. What's your favorite thing? (Add PK to the beginning of it)
PK Hedgehog! PK Shaymin works too~ ♥
4. Your favorite game of the three?
Um, Mother 1 + 2 lol. It's tough deciding between the two though. ;____; I guess Mother/Earthbound 0 for the underdog factor?
5. Do you own any of the actual game cartridges?
Fuck yeah! *flashes her Earthbound cart from Ebay*
6. Favorite playable character?
Pippi! Oh okay okay. Jeff. ;; Oh Jeff~!
7. Favorite non-playable character? (Enemies not included)
Queen Mary, Tony, Everdred... the messed up people. XD AND THE FUZZY PICKLES DUDE. Yeah. XD
8. Do you own any Mother merchandise (official or Fangamer stuff)? Make a list here.
Puri has a Mother 1 + 2 doujinshi~ ♥♥♥ Puri will scan when she's not lazy, nom~ ♥♥♥♥♥
9. Are there any characters you hate?
Not really except Flint but that kinda doesn't count. Does Spiteful Crow count? I can't say I'm much of a Pokey fan as everyone else though. :( He's a great villain, but I wouldn't go as far as thinking he's "sexy" or anything like that. :P Jeff, Poo, Ness, Duster, etc. on the other hand...
10. What are your favorite and least favorite parts of the games?
Magicant Magicant Magicant! And Moonside even though I absolutely hated it when Paula got snatched from me. :/ I DID NOT LIKE WATCHING LUCAS NEEDLESSLY SUFFER AND BLAME HIMSELF WHILE HIS FATHER SAYS NOTHING AND NEGLECTS HIM BY LOOKING FOR HIS DEAD TWIN. That's not depressing, that's needlessly infuriating. :/
11. Do you have any good tips or battle strategies? If so, list them here.
Bottle rockets are delicious. I love Jeff.
12. In your opinion, what are the easiest and most difficult bosses?
The Magicant Dragon for both easy and hard. Hard if you're not leveled enough and don't use shields, easy if you're super high and/or have Teddy on your team. With the latter, the dragon's good as gone in a snap. XD Any form of Kraken is horrible though. Dear god, Kraken. DDD:
13. If you could make any of the animal-based enemies into a pet, which would you like?
I'd like a nice big (polar) bear to hug~ ♥ Though they're not enemies, I'd like a black rabbit. They look so cute. ;;
14. What kind of chimera would you make?
That's cruel. ;; Um, maybe a chinchilla and/or pangolin/hedgehog hybrid?
15. Got a favorite Mother tune (official or fan-made)?
Vocals: Flying Man, All That I Needed (Was You), Bein' Friends, Pollyanna, Eight Melodies
Mother: Fallin' Love (*sob*), Magicant, Snowman, Hippy Theme
Mother 2: Paula's Theme, Dalaam, Onett, Giygas's Lair/Giygas's Theme (First & Second stages) (First is badass, second scars me for life. *sob*), Smiles & Tears, Because I Love You, Moonside, Winters, Sound Stone
Fan-Made: The March on Paula, Nirvana, Signed Bananna Peel, Mani Mani (Money Money!)
16. Since music is so important to these games, let's list some non-Mother songs that remind you of them. Or, you can list songs that remind you of your favorite characters (one song for each!). Link to them for extra points.
One song for each character? Cruelty. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Mother 1: Patrick Wolf - Magpie
Ninten: The Carpenters - The Rainbow Connection
Ana: Tori Amos - Ribbons Undone
Loid: Suzanne Vega - Rock in This Pocket (Song of David)
Teddy: The Offspring - Keep 'Em Seperated
Pippi: Flash Girls - A Girl Needs a Knife
Giegue: Alien Ant Farm - Courage
Queen Mary: Alanis Morissette - Still
George: Jack Off Jill - Strawberry Gashes
Ness: Alanis Morissette - Hand in my Pocket
Paula: Secret Garden - Dreamcatcher
Jeff: Suzanne Vega - If I Were a Weapon
Poo: Regina Spektor - Oedipus
Tony: The Police - Every Breath You Take Say Anything - A Walk Through Hell
Giygas: Nine Inch Nails - Ripe (With Decay)
Everdred: Meat Loaf - Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back
Master Belch: Tim Curry - Toxic Love (Okay, so Belch isn't my favorite. But I had to put this song on there 'cause it's perfect)
Moonside: Pink Floyd - Brain Damage
Magicant: Tori Amos - Happy Phantom (Okay, this song makes me think of a billion things. But this is the first thing I thought of, so let's go with it. XD)
I haven't got past Chapter 1 yet so my opinion's moot, but have some Mother 3 music!
Mother 3 (particularly the ending): Broken Social Scene - Puff the Magic Dragon
Lucas: Within Temptation - Pale
Kumatora: Ani DiFranco - Born a Lion
Duster: The Who - Behind Blue Eyes
Hinawa: AKIMA & NEOS - SOUND LIFE (From Trigun. Waaaaaaaaaah. T____T)
Pig Mask Army: Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs
Claus/The Masked Boy: A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums (Pokey talking to Claus. Waaaaaaaaaah. T____T)
Fuck linking. Google it on YouTube yourself! D:
17. How about a random quote?
"I could make a good sign post, don't you think?" --Skeletal remains
Now let's play a game, but no cheating! Here is a list of important characters. Read them and type the FIRST THING that comes to mind. Feel free to add more people to the list when you copy this meme!
Ninten: Dumb and cute.
Ana: Sweetheart.
Loid: Must squeeze into a hug!
Teddy: Aww.
Giegue: Not Morphine rly
Ness: Mischeivious bastard
Tracy: Turnblad
Paula: Poo calling her name.
Everdred: Flail! Hippie style.
Jeff: So cute! And hot.
Tony: Jeff? JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFF :o
Maxwell: "Have fun making out boys!" "Um, please... Maxwell..."
Dr. Andonuts: "Oh? So I hear that my son, Jeff Andonuts, is gay."
Poo: SEEEEEEEEEAR-EEUS- BIZZ-NISS! >(
Mr. Saturn: DiNg~!
Apple Kid: Giant puffy cheeks that keep the doctor away.
Orange Kid: Suporma Tango
Aloysius: Not Atticus. What an asshole.
Lardna: Scary and voiced by Carol Channing!
Pokey: LOL U SUK NESS
Picky: *whimper*
Giygas: I FEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOD... LIKE A VIRGIN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME~!
Lucas: *sob* LIVE WITH ME LUCAS
Claus: Adorable bastard with a not-so-adorable fate
Boney: Woof woof! (Or should I say Bark Bark?) He and Amanda would get along great.
Kumatora: YEAH. FUCK YEAH.
Duster: Very hot.
Flint: Asshole. Nice hat. Shitty dad. Shame, he was so hot.
Hinawa: Waaaaaaaaaah. T____T
Wess: Asshole with a nice bootay.
Fassad: Cammi! And bananas!
Salsa: Shock the monkey and win 20 bucks! Poor Salsa.
Aeolia: Areola? My mind isn't in the right place tonight.
Ionia: I should know more about you guys. *sob*
Here's something different and fun! Below is a mad lib template, which you will fill in with your own words. BUT BEFORE YOU READ IT, make a list. This way, the end result will be a lot more funny and totally random. Fill out the list, then make a copy of the mad lib template to complete your story.
REMEMBER to leave the blank template for other people to use!!
Male Mother Character: Poo
Adjective: scary
Noun: Chain Chomp
Any Mother Character: Kumatora
Mother town/city: Moonside
Verb ending in -ed: wibbled
Adverb: discreetly
Verb: fuck
Adjective: evil
Verb ending in -ed: sobbed
Adjective: dusty
Color: green
Plural Noun: glasses
Exclamation: Fuhgeddaboudit!
Female Mother Character: Paula
Verb: PWN
Adjective: flabbergasted
Plural Noun: Mr. Saturns
Verb: rape
Plural Food Item: Brain Food Lunches
Greeting: WHARRGARBL!
Past Tense Verb: crafted
Feeling/State of Being: drunk
Verb Ending in -ed: slapped
Body Part: belly-button
Color: blue
Adjective: lunar
Adjective: naughty
Noun: hiccup
One day, Poo decided to go for a walk with his scary Chain Chomp, Kumatora. They met up in the park in Moonside and wibbled quite discreetly all the way to store on the other side of town.
"Do you want to fuck inside?" Poo asked.
"That sounds evil!" Said Kumatora.
The two of them sobbed into the store and had a lot of fun browsing all of the aisles. Suddenly, Poo spied a very dusty display of green glasses.
"Fuhgeddaboudit!" He said. "This looks like something my girlfriend Paula would like. I'm going to give one to her the next time we PWN."
"What a flabbergasted idea!" Kumatora said, and then the two Mr. Saturns left the store to rape some Brain Food Lunches at the restaurant down the street.
When it was time to go home, they said "WHARRGARBL!" to one another and Poo crafted straight to his girlfriend's house to give her the gift he had bought.
Needless to say, Paula was quite drunk. She slapped, her belly-button turned a bright blue, and she gave Poo a lunar, naughty hiccup to say thanks! <3
...Wat.
*Template*
One day, (MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) decided to go for a walk with his (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN), (ANY MOTHER CHARACTER). They met up in the park in (MOTHER TOWN/CITY) and (VERB ENDING IN -ED) quite (ADVERB) all the way to store on the other side of town.
"Do you want to (VERB) inside?" (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) asked.
"That sounds (ADJECTIVE)!" Said (SAME ANY MOTHER CHARACTER).
The two of them (VERB ENDING IN -ED) into the store and had a lot of fun browsing all of the aisles. Suddenly, (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) spied a very (ADJECTIVE) display of (COLOR) (PLURAL NOUN).
"(EXCLAMATION)!" He said. "This looks like something my girlfriend (FEMALE MOTHER CHARACTER) would like. I'm going to give one to her the next time we (VERB)."
"What a (ADJECTIVE) idea!" (SAME ANY MOTHER CHARACTER) said, and then the two (PLURAL NOUN) left the store to (VERB) some (PLURAL FOOD ITEM) at the restaurant down the street.
When it was time to go home, they said "(GREETING)" to one another and (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) (PAST TENSE VERB) straight to his girlfriend's house to give her the gift he had bought.
Needless to say, (SAME FEMALE MOTHER CHARACTER) was quite (FEELING/STATE OF BEING). She (VERB ENDING IN -ED), her (BODY PART) turned a bright (COLOR), and she gave (SAME MALE MOTHER CHARACTER) a (ADJECTIVE), (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) to say thanks! <3